chris leavins

Furry.

"Midnight". The shame. Sent by Lauren in IOWA.

Men.

"Mr. Wolf". Grill assistant. Sent by Sarah in OHIO.

Asshole and Nuts.

Kristin writes: "...Hi Chris, I'm Kristin from Victoria. This is my dachshund Wilson. We rescued him from a life of living in the garage where his owners were keeping him because he had too much energy. He was all asshole and testicles cause he was so skinny and not neutered. Now 
he's happy.... Kristin."

What You Sick People Come Here For.

Happy American Budweiser/Explosion in the Sky Day.

Obsessed.

Perhaps, like me, you've been watching the highly disturbing new A&E series, OBSESSED. Laura from MONTREAL writes: "...Hi Chris. My cat Minnie has become OBSESSED with birds since the weather got warm. She is an indoor cat but LOVES our balcony. A few weeks ago she managed to jump up, scare a bird into the living room, ricochet off furniture, and catch the bird mid-air. Luckily all I had to do was yell out her name and she dropped the bird right away. She is a ninja...Laura, Montreal, 24teen."

Shoulder Cancer 2034.

Kenzie writes: "...Hey Chris, Last sunday i decided to stay out in the sun without putting extra sunscreen on. As a result, I got a nasty sun burn on my shoulders that has blistered and is now excreting a yellowish liquid. This was quite the painful experience. Please feel sorry for me. Kenzie, Minnesota."

Good Times.

Kimber, 20, ONTARIO writes: "...Hey Chris, This is my cat Sophie. You may remember her as the cat that I traded a pack of smokes for. Here she is on a two-hour car ride in her new pet taxi."

The Roommate

Tova in FLORIDA writes: "...Dear Chris, To investigate a scratching noise, my sister & her fiance' put a night vision camera in their attic.  Within moments, the  whiskers of raccoon could be seen checking out the lens.  Also discovered were 5 newborn baby raccoons..." MORE HERE.

Teen Projects.

Sydney from ONTARIO writes: "...Dear Chris, I know you're swamped with mail so I'll keep it quick. This is my lovely new rocking horse, Henry. I found him around the corner from my friends house in an alley way, put out with the trash. He was dirty and matted but the potential was there. I scrubbed him down with laundry detergent and attacked him with the hose for 2 hours before letting him dry while I bleached his rockers. Finally I mauled him with Febreeze to make him smell nice. A lot of work, but well worth it. Now he's a pretty horse who's ready to love. Please post my pictures to prove to Henry that he isn't a piece of poop like his former owners made him believe. Your faithful cult member, Sydney, Toronto."

This Week in Horse Aht

Corinna in KENTUCKY writes: "...Hello Chris, So for my birthday my friends and I wandered around downtown Lexington, Kentucky and played in fountains. Because it's Kentucky there was lots of horse art and here's a picture of me on a horse statue. Sorry it's dark and I'm in my swimsuit, but it was night and we were swimming... -Corinna (15 as of yesterday) in Kentucky."