Head in a Jar

As many of you know, I am widely recognized as the Ninth Most Talented Unknown Actor. I'd like to land a role on a Sci-Fi series playing a head in a jar.  Sci-Fi series tend to pay well, and I need  money to continue producing this goddamn internet show about puppies and kittens.

Head in a Jar is the best character to play on a Sci-Fi series. You don't have to watch your weight, or have a 4 a.m. make-up call to get Klingon ears glued to the side of your head. You just stick your head in a jar, say two or three lines about the mystical planet Kion and collect your weekly paycheck of 10,000 dollars. Please God, give me a role as a head in a jar.

Head in a jar pic sent in by CWC viewer Mary.

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Comments

[gillian]

Perhaps you should hold a pledge drive, like they do on PBS. I mean, in case you can't get the head-in-jar gig.

If I had any photoshop skills I'd photoshop you into Battlestar Galactica, but I don't think they have any heads in jars, and you'd have to look good in a wife beater.

[carenne]

i think it would be bad for you to be just a head in ajar because then we couldn't see your bodayyyyy! i want to tickle you. (also i'm a black viewer) so there! TEN.

[Mary]

Oh my god, thank you soooo much, Chris! XD *fangirl scream*

[Victoria & Kim]

I pray every day that you will soon have your head in a jar.
Keep us laughing, Chris.

[Victoria & Kim]

I pray every day that you will soon have your head in a jar.
Keep us laughing, Chris.

[Victoria & Kim]

I pray every day that you will soon have your head in a jar.
Keep us laughing, Chris.

[Victoria & Kim]

I pray every day that you will soon have your head in a jar.
Keep us laughing, Chris.

[Victoria & Kim]

I pray every day that you will soon have your head in a jar.
Keep us laughing, Chris.