chris leavins

India Chris

BEN is a viewer in VERMONT who made this poster of me starring in a Bollywood movie. I love Indian films but acting in them takes a lot of talent. I mean, look-- I have to crouch, point, flex, and break a chain, all at the same time. Nice touch with the kitten in the top left corner, Ben.

Viewer Viewers

Hey. I'll take any viewer I can get.

L: Buddha, CA  M: Biggie, ILLINOIS  R: Mufasa, CA

Cola Cat

I was walking through the mall last week and they had a big Diet Coke Anniversary display set up by the food court. It was 25 years ago that they invented it.  They had all the old can designs in a display case and you could get your picture taken beside a big plastic Diet Coke. It made me all misty-eyed. I was standing next to an overweight white lady who was looking at the Diet Coke too. "I guess I've been drinking this stuff for 25 years," she said. "Me too," I told her. We shared a quick glance and turned away. I wondered which one of us would be the first to die.

"Enkidu" the cat in a Coke box sent in by CWC viewer Michelle in OTTAWA.   

Head in a Jar

As many of you know, I am widely recognized as the Ninth Most Talented Unknown Actor. I'd like to land a role on a Sci-Fi series playing a head in a jar.  Sci-Fi series tend to pay well, and I need  money to continue producing this goddamn internet show about puppies and kittens.

Head in a Jar is the best character to play on a Sci-Fi series. You don't have to watch your weight, or have a 4 a.m. make-up call to get Klingon ears glued to the side of your head. You just stick your head in a jar, say two or three lines about the mystical planet Kion and collect your weekly paycheck of 10,000 dollars. Please God, give me a role as a head in a jar.

Head in a jar pic sent in by CWC viewer Mary.

You may have missed Cute with Chris episode 133.

Viewer Sucky Face

"Baby Chester". Knows how to work it. Sent in by Natalie in OHIO.

You may enjoy Natalie's talent.

Panda ate my Face

The slaughter continues. Pic submitted by CWC viewer Hailey in MISSISSIPPI.

Perhaps you missed the classic Cute with Chris episode 61 "Panda ate My Face".

Show 134 "Chris vs Maroon 5"

Chris recites the song lyrics of rock super-band Maroon 5.

Perhaps you missed: Chris recites T-Pain, Beyonce, and Fergie

Viewer Headphones

"Mr. Wolf". Works at the radio station with his owner Sara in OHIO.

Viewer Boxes

TOP: Ron and Carl DENVER
ML: Kitty HOLLYWOOD  RL: Lilly MONTANA
BL: Redfred VANCOUVER  BR: Fuzzbucket LOS ANGELES

Viewer Posh 2

Regular viewers of Cute with Chris may know I grew up in Saskatchewan. James from Saskatoon sent me this pic of Victoria Beckham. If you look closely, you can see she's wearing a "University of Saskatchewan" sweatshirt. I'm a little disappointed it wasn't a bunnyhug but apparently, it sold out in 15 minutes.