As many of you know, it is my dream to land a starring role on a television series playing a head in a jar. (If you didn't know, perhaps you should watch Cute with Chris episode 135 Alec Baldwin's Desk.) When you play a head in a jar, you don't have to walk, or change your clothes. It's the easiest acting gig on TV. You stick your head in a jar, mumble a few lines, and collect your SAG health insurance. Randy is a viewer who sent this illustration of how I might look in the role.
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Why the uber-funky hair? That's creepy.
Posted by: Sara | September 28, 2007 at 12:18 AM
I wholeheartedly agree that Chris should join the cast of a popular television show, and I can understand the logic behind his assertion that being a “head in a jar” you don't have to “walk, or change your clothes… it’s the easies gig on TV”… but I must admit that seeing his disembodied head floating in a jar of ecotoplasmic-goop is, well, a major turn off.
Maybe Canadian television watchers are into that sort of “decapitation” thing, but here in the good old U-S-of-A, we like bodies on our celebrities.
Fake, unattainable, silicone injected, post-plastic surgery bodies.
Posted by: Abstrusedude | September 28, 2007 at 06:30 AM
But Chris, I thought you wanted to play a judge in Law and Order...
Posted by: Jennifer | September 28, 2007 at 10:29 AM
Where is your hair?
Posted by: LJ | September 28, 2007 at 04:09 PM
Why are you balding in this pic?
Posted by: Garrett | September 30, 2007 at 11:52 AM
Maybe you should/could play the head of a judge in a jar, in Law and Order, to compensate.
Just an idea.
Posted by: Ian | October 03, 2007 at 08:32 AM
Yorick with flesh!
Posted by: Lulu Maude | October 06, 2007 at 04:56 AM
If they ever remake Silence of the Lambs, there should be a role open for a head in a jar! You wouldn't even have to mumble lines.
Posted by: Rena | December 16, 2007 at 02:15 PM
The special simplicity is the first impression of this design. The boldness and precursory lifestyle stick out the impressive feelings and present the fresh views on the warmhearted living space. Very great stuff!
Posted by: Impotence causes | October 04, 2010 at 12:30 PM
The original photo, of the head in jar is Diogo Alves, a serial killer in Portugal, died in 1841 by hanging, then some intrigued medics decapited im, to studie is skull, trying to discover the origin of the evil.
Posted by: Andre Santos | May 02, 2011 at 07:24 AM