Ethan Returns

Dear Ethan: I was more than happy to post your PICTURES on my show.  I have made you an internet superstar, and yet, I still have not heard from you. Sure your teenage friends sent me this new set of ETHAN PICS, but I need to know the man behind the myth.  Your black nail polish, sweaty armpits, and Barbie doll have made us love you. Until I get an email from you, the comment section on this post remains closed. Signed, your beloved fan, Lord Chris.

Click HERE for new Ethan pics.  And HERE for previous Ethan posts.