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You shouldn't infringe on Pervy the Horses freedom of speech! Horses saying innocent phrases that can be misconstrued as perverted is what makes this country great!
I think we should leave Pervy's mouth taped closed. That way we can still tell what he's staying, but Madison's mom probably couldn't, and Chris will stay happily unflagged.
The only trouble is that Pervy would probably enjoy having his mouth taped shut...
Ummmm... If you look carefully at the picture and Growler's location and eye direction... it isn't Mike's butt that is being looked at. Btw, i would have voted for Mike's butt if it had been an option.
Oh My God, you just keep getting better and better!
I am at work and I laughed my ass off at your video masterpiece.
hee hee
I had to cover it up with a fit of coughing.
"kangaroos do have pouches"
You are brilliant.
The reason for Max the horse's hair cut is to keep him from getting too sweaty when he's ridden in the winter. Because horses get a very thick winter coat, and are sensitive to the cold, staying sweaty after being ridden can give them chills, which can actually threaten their health. It's easier to clip a horse in the sweat-prone areas and keep them in blankets on cold days than it is to deal with a lot of sweat after a work out.
Sweat. Riding. Shaving. Oh, the lines Pervy could come up with . . .
well...i'm with Growler...that's an adorable arse! i've been a-starin'! either way, my vote is with El Vez. He can turn left, which is more than Derek Zoolander could do!
HILARIOUS!!! M'lord, I've been laughing for the past 4.16 minutes. Thanks for giving Mondays a saving grace! And Pervy, you should be glad Chris just taped your mouth shut, you could have gotten it washed out with soap, but knowing you, you probably would like that, wouldn't you, Perv!
P. S. The "Pet my pouch" phrase had me in stitches. Also when you said that the cat was probably gay for having the name Growler!!! You're priceless Chris!
My Lord!!!!!
Where to start???? OMC, OMC, OMC, OMC, OMC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excelllent vid!!!!
Also, you put a chainsaw sound in with kitty!!!!!!! PerfectAMUNDO!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay~~~~~``
I have to run around the house madly now, waving my arms and laughing my head off!!!!
Pervy - keep 'em coming!!!!!
I'll come back and comment when I've calmed down......
could be a while - don't wait.
Once again, great show Chris, and thank you for pointing out what that button on YouTube is for. I had never noticed it up until now, and was very surprised when I had heard that you had been flagged.
Also appreciate the respect you paid the mother for doing so, even though you did get some digs in regarding her prudishness anyways.
They were tasteful though, and I dare her to find a way to take offense, which she can't unless she's watching your show privately when her daughter's out of the house.
My votes for the rabbit. He's so fluffy, and I'm left handed and tend to support other misfits.
-Headlines-
All the News for all that's Cute
CWC NEWS UPDATE
Inner Cult Turmoil over WHO's the MAMA!
A source inside the CWC cult has leaked
startling information that
there may possibly be some discontent brewing amongst cult members as
the female and gay bear members start squabbling over who is the “MAMA”!
Cult leader Milord Chrisssssssssst today made mention of his
“possible” feelings for Madison’s (who lives in Iowa) Mother by commenting
“Hey MAMA” in a voice that dripped with sex laden innuendo’s.
As cult member fight for Madison’s Mothers position, some members
have gone as far as to change their children’s names.
While still others have decided to have babies and name them Madison
as a last ditch attempt to gain Milord favor!
We will keep you updated on this fast breaking story as we get more information!
wow. I really can't believe that girl's Mom flagged you on youtube. that's so dumb. Whatever she hears on your show..she'll more than likely hear the same dang thing on TV or school.
Thanks for the great video. And Emily, I doubt she would hear such things at school, highschoolers can't come up with funny innuendos, just annoying blatant ones. My vote is for El Vez. Also, where all these cult people coming from. I've been watching and commenting for atleast a year and I have never seen these people before.
chris, when you said "hey momma" i was totally daydreaming that it was me you were talking to.. wow is that creepy? oh, and the bunny with taco neck syndrome gets my vote, fo sho.
Dear Almighty Chris,
I'm not exactly sure you read the comments of your loyal subjects (who visit your site every day) so I'm going to conduct a little test.If in your next show you say "You want the cute? You can handle the cute!" in a very convincing manner I will be sure and will be overjoyed to a....slightly creepy extent.
1) I've never seen a bunny survive head tilt. They're usually put to sleep. If El Vez is happy, then I say good for him!
2) Madison, you're mom is a reactive bitch. Instead of being a parent and paying attention, she instead chooses to CENSOR SOCIETY so that she doesn't have to be a vigilant parent. She's probably the same type of person who hired a lawyer and went into PTSD counseling when Janet Jackson showed her nipple for about 0.05 seconds on national TV. Madison my darling, run away from home. Your mother has nothing to teach you but the art of finding joy and self-worth in being offended and judgmental.
3) Chris milord, as much as I hope you do read your comments here, I would never want you to prove it by saying, "You want the cute? You can't handle the cute!" Every comedian (both on TV and at my office) has done a parody on that tired, 15 year old Jack Nicholson quote. Yes, though good old Jack walks amongst us years after being dead, that doesn't mean his quote has to. Ignore the comment five comments above me.
Wow what a nice shot of Growler and Mike's backside. I think Chris should be photographed in such a way! Oh, I'm not a bear, an old lady, or a teen. :-)
Michaella
and Drunkbunny~
I know for an absolute fact that M'lord
DOES read his comments! I opined that at the end of his show, it would be great if we could hear a chainsaw go with the pic. Ta-da! And it sounds even better with the music added!
So, I want to throw my hat in the ring as well, offering that wonderful suggestion regarding that tired 15 year-old quote: "You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!" by Our Man Jack. I already have 3 or 4 concepts on how he could pull it off so far in my head, and am wondering what way would be Our Lords' way?
hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Must go away and ponder this some more.
To quotagirl :) My Lord has already pulled that one off, in the "Born Without Ears" episode. "You want the cute?! You can`t handle the cute!" Worth watching ;)
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I have NEVER been anyone`s crazy fan since my teenage years. There were no series for me to watch every episode, no pop singer who could make me carried away... But now, as I`m in my early thirties, I fell in love with CWC. I watch every single episode. I can`t wait for the new ones. Yesterday I almost laughed when I saw a pack of paper towels in the supermarket.
What have you done to me, My Lord? Am I back in my teenage years - or is it because of me being a crazy cat lady? :D
A bunny with a crooked head?! What will they think of next? Juice jugs of different sizes and capacities?? Mmmm...juuugggs....
Nice to see you back in the swing of things, Milord; no pun intended, Mike. Actually, that's a really nice photo of Mike and the Gay Cat™. Nice to see a picture of a man's body that was not intended to inspire hilarity. OMG, does that make me gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
BTW, Milord, will you instruct Typepad not to block my username? Ever since they changed their spam policy, I'm filtered. I might have to resort to S****ypuppy. Fill in the blank with "punk". Grrrr...
Jazzlust I'm the same! He's turned me into a teenager! I'm mid-20s and although I'll admit to getting obsessed over tv shows I've never quite gone as far as this! I too now randomly laugh at piles of towels, and people fear me for it.
I love the "Hey mama". I would love to have a this as a ring tone, or imagine your pc saying it when you start it.... another thing which could be sold in the "Cute with Chris Fan store" ...
LOL~! Chris, this time you got where i lived right and the name of my cat WRONG! That was Suki not Taco! Suki got featured twice WOW. I love you even more, chris! If that's even possible!
-Headlines-
All the News for all that's Cute
CWC NEWS UPDATE
CULT MEMBERS in a ZEALOUS CRAZE DRIVEN BY MONDAY’S SHOW
START SPEAKING IN BIZARRE NEW LANGUAGE!
The pandemonium that was the aftermath of Monday’s show is still vibrating throughout the cult community.
Cult members are still said to be bidding for top “Dog” as it were, with only one goal in mind - to be Milord’s “Hey MAMA”.
While every female and gay bear in cult history are battling over this top dog position (that was not meant to be inappropriate – it just fit into the article well), however, there has been another strange new development in this story.
Some members, of which may or may not be in the bidding war, have started speaking in a bizarre new language. It is reported that only certain other members may seem to understand this new form of speech.
Cult member “towelie” (not his real name) was the first to show signs of the odd new language.
Quoted here in an exclusive interview only with CWC News, Towelie told this reporter,
“Great can you imbed midi files…make of those "ding ding..da...ding..da...ding...ding...ding..." loops…you know UBBCode…this is HTML…no brackets…filenames…quotes…EMBED SRC=fileAUTOSTART=true HIDDEN=true LOOP=1…to the dinging bell, though…I’ll turn down volume low and mute it…” (blanks in this interview are where this reporter was just totally lost)
Some cult members think that this could possibly be a secret code to bring down the winning “HEY, Mama” and take the position for themselves.
Milord could not be reached for comment…perhaps worried over pregnancy test?
We will keep you updated on this fast breaking story as we get more information!
Jazzlust~
Slap me with a WET noodle!!!
Was not thinking! Of COURSE these lines were done already.... gnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I hate losing my memory (where did I put it again? Was that the phone? sigh.........)
Thanks for setting me straight. Now,
can you please tell me where I put my glasses? What do you mean, look on top of my head???????
Hey Dude
u look exactly like my father when he was young
bye the way I work in my father’s company so its outstanding watching my father and my boss the very respectable man saying silly jokes for living
that was really funny keep it up man
Quotagirl, your comment made me imagine the future, when CWC will be studied at schools. Just imagine the examination questions, for example - "In which CWC episode were the words "Jugs are for juice" first said"? :D
Wow....I think I like this new cult. It's only my second day here...but I'm lovin' what I'm seein'. Is there any particular ritual of initiation that I get to go through to become a true member? :D
Chris, My exit spiel was shaky but thanks for allowing me to be in your presence for a few fleeting moments today at the animation academy.Post your mickey drawing.
el vez is best!!!
hey mama..you´re hot :D..i think my mama would like you..maybe because she wouldn´t understand half of what you say because we´re german...hm.....
We absolutely love your show. We watch it all the time and especially love the T-Pain episode. It makes us laugh like crazy! We would love it if you would recite Low by Flo Rida. Thank you so much!!! We will keep watching!
Sorry, I thought Mike's butt was up for vote. I'll have to change my vote, now. I'd like to be patriotic and vote for the Canadian dog, he's CUTE, but I think I'll place my vote with El Vez. And if your show got flagged last week, wait till the parents and You Tube get a look at Mike!
Woooo...That's SOME BUM! Hit that donut!
Posted by: crowy | February 25, 2008 at 11:37 AM
You shouldn't infringe on Pervy the Horses freedom of speech! Horses saying innocent phrases that can be misconstrued as perverted is what makes this country great!
Posted by: Terry | February 25, 2008 at 11:41 AM
Since I can't vote for Mike's tush, I'll go for Growler
Posted by: michael from brooklyn | February 25, 2008 at 11:41 AM
LOL! That was great. *mfff mwufff mff-mfff!"
I think we should leave Pervy's mouth taped closed. That way we can still tell what he's staying, but Madison's mom probably couldn't, and Chris will stay happily unflagged.
The only trouble is that Pervy would probably enjoy having his mouth taped shut...
Posted by: Jen | February 25, 2008 at 11:42 AM
Tape over the plastic horse's mouth! AMAZING!
Posted by: Daria | February 25, 2008 at 11:45 AM
EL VEZ!!! Cute bulgy sideways eyes!
Posted by: Lauren | February 25, 2008 at 11:45 AM
"Hey Mama!"
hilarious show!
I vote for El Vez!
Posted by: Another Sarah | February 25, 2008 at 11:53 AM
Hey momma! Hilarious! Excellent m'lord! These vids are just getting funnier!
Posted by: Sarah aka KB aka Krysia (confused much?) | February 25, 2008 at 11:56 AM
I vote for El Vez
Thanks for another great show Chris.
Posted by: Margaret | February 25, 2008 at 11:56 AM
El Vez... and Mike's butt!
Posted by: Emily | February 25, 2008 at 12:02 PM
Ahhh, this was an amazing show! Pervy got taped up! Disabled bunnies! And Chris saying buttocks.
Posted by: Sara | February 25, 2008 at 12:13 PM
You are my leader!! I will look at the kittens!!
Posted by: rhubarb | February 25, 2008 at 12:17 PM
Ummmm... If you look carefully at the picture and Growler's location and eye direction... it isn't Mike's butt that is being looked at. Btw, i would have voted for Mike's butt if it had been an option.
Posted by: Marc | February 25, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Oh My God, you just keep getting better and better!
I am at work and I laughed my ass off at your video masterpiece.
hee hee
I had to cover it up with a fit of coughing.
"kangaroos do have pouches"
You are brilliant.
Posted by: juliana | February 25, 2008 at 12:37 PM
The reason for Max the horse's hair cut is to keep him from getting too sweaty when he's ridden in the winter. Because horses get a very thick winter coat, and are sensitive to the cold, staying sweaty after being ridden can give them chills, which can actually threaten their health. It's easier to clip a horse in the sweat-prone areas and keep them in blankets on cold days than it is to deal with a lot of sweat after a work out.
Sweat. Riding. Shaving. Oh, the lines Pervy could come up with . . .
Posted by: Eden | February 25, 2008 at 12:39 PM
well...i'm with Growler...that's an adorable arse! i've been a-starin'! either way, my vote is with El Vez. He can turn left, which is more than Derek Zoolander could do!
Go bunny, go!
Posted by: shlar. | February 25, 2008 at 12:43 PM
I have to vote for El Vez.
BTW mein furher, I do visit everyday. ><;;
Posted by: Debbie | February 25, 2008 at 12:44 PM
I vote for Mike's butt anyhow. CUTE!! I'd wager you've made some Gay Bears VERY happy today Milord :)
Posted by: Cin | February 25, 2008 at 12:44 PM
Growler, don't be hatin on the gays.
Posted by: Vicki | February 25, 2008 at 12:47 PM
Anyone but Growler. OhForTheLoveofKittens!
Posted by: Melly | February 25, 2008 at 12:57 PM
HILARIOUS!!! M'lord, I've been laughing for the past 4.16 minutes. Thanks for giving Mondays a saving grace! And Pervy, you should be glad Chris just taped your mouth shut, you could have gotten it washed out with soap, but knowing you, you probably would like that, wouldn't you, Perv!
P. S. The "Pet my pouch" phrase had me in stitches. Also when you said that the cat was probably gay for having the name Growler!!! You're priceless Chris!
Posted by: fleenflan | February 25, 2008 at 01:00 PM
that was a fucking good show chris!!!
yeah!!!
jugs are for juice!!!!
hahahahahahaha!!!!
Posted by: mokona | February 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM
Good work, Chris!
Also, I thought I'd add to your demographic. I'm not a Bear, not a teen girl, not a crazy cat lady and I don't come here for the girls!
Loves,
20 y/o male not-bear-but-gay Graig
xxx
(nice arse, Mike)
Posted by: Graig | February 25, 2008 at 01:03 PM
El Vez
Posted by: Mechateabag | February 25, 2008 at 01:12 PM
good show!!
the bears of gay LOVE mike's bum...
Posted by: shannon | February 25, 2008 at 01:16 PM
EL VEZ
and mike's butt
hey momma = ]]
Posted by: emily | February 25, 2008 at 01:19 PM
:]
You rock.
I wasn't aware how much comedy could be forced into 4minutes and 11 seconds.
I am in awe of your greatness.
Now I shall go look at kitties like you hath commanded.
Posted by: mikaella | February 25, 2008 at 01:32 PM
...the left turn bunnie...of doom...lol...
Posted by: bandgeek0165 | February 25, 2008 at 01:33 PM
My Lord!!!!!
Where to start???? OMC, OMC, OMC, OMC, OMC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excelllent vid!!!!
Also, you put a chainsaw sound in with kitty!!!!!!! PerfectAMUNDO!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay~~~~~``
I have to run around the house madly now, waving my arms and laughing my head off!!!!
Pervy - keep 'em coming!!!!!
I'll come back and comment when I've calmed down......
could be a while - don't wait.
Posted by: quotagirl | February 25, 2008 at 01:40 PM
Once again, great show Chris, and thank you for pointing out what that button on YouTube is for. I had never noticed it up until now, and was very surprised when I had heard that you had been flagged.
Also appreciate the respect you paid the mother for doing so, even though you did get some digs in regarding her prudishness anyways.
They were tasteful though, and I dare her to find a way to take offense, which she can't unless she's watching your show privately when her daughter's out of the house.
My votes for the rabbit. He's so fluffy, and I'm left handed and tend to support other misfits.
Posted by: Christopher King | February 25, 2008 at 01:44 PM
You are Milord!
Posted by: Lori (formerly known as lorjer) | February 25, 2008 at 01:47 PM
I think our cat is gay too, maybe him and growler can meat, I mean meet :P
Posted by: chun | February 25, 2008 at 01:47 PM
OMG!!!! I would do way more than just vote for Mike's bum if it were an option.
I am not a gay bear or a crazy cat lady. Just a plain girl with a dog.
I vote for the broken bunny
Posted by: Susie | February 25, 2008 at 01:49 PM
El Vez (TURNS LEFT)
Thats one awesome bunny!
Posted by: Ben | February 25, 2008 at 02:05 PM
Okay~
Watched it 3 times now!
Calmed down greatly. The vid just keeps getting better!
Best line:
'Hey, mamma................."
:D:D:D:D:D
Posted by: quotagirl | February 25, 2008 at 02:09 PM
Best Monday I've had in a while.
Voting for El Vez, the broken-paralized-sideways-head bunny. <3
<3 The way you say Hey, mama~
Posted by: Anah | February 25, 2008 at 02:17 PM
Best Monday I've had in a while.
Voting for El Vez, the broken-paralized-sideways-head bunny. <3
<3 The way you say Hey, mama~
Posted by: Anah | February 25, 2008 at 02:18 PM
El vez! cute little disabled bunny.
Posted by: eva | February 25, 2008 at 02:19 PM
El Vez, the disabled bunny.
Great show.
Posted by: Kim | February 25, 2008 at 02:21 PM
EXTRA EXTRA Read all about IT!
-Headlines-
All the News for all that's Cute
CWC NEWS UPDATE
Inner Cult Turmoil over WHO's the MAMA!
A source inside the CWC cult has leaked
startling information that
there may possibly be some discontent brewing amongst cult members as
the female and gay bear members start squabbling over who is the “MAMA”!
Cult leader Milord Chrisssssssssst today made mention of his
“possible” feelings for Madison’s (who lives in Iowa) Mother by commenting
“Hey MAMA” in a voice that dripped with sex laden innuendo’s.
As cult member fight for Madison’s Mothers position, some members
have gone as far as to change their children’s names.
While still others have decided to have babies and name them Madison
as a last ditch attempt to gain Milord favor!
We will keep you updated on this fast breaking story as we get more information!
Signing off - Lor Blitzer
Posted by: Lori (formerly known as lorjer) | February 25, 2008 at 02:24 PM
I vote for mikes butt!!
I must say I now am ashamed of living in Iowa. I cant belive it was someone that lives near me that flagged your video. :'(
btw Great video!!!!! :D
Posted by: Lorey | February 25, 2008 at 02:32 PM
Hit that donut Growler! ;p
Posted by: beck | February 25, 2008 at 02:33 PM
Damn
It was a woman who flagged the video.
Jeez, lighten up lady.
JUGS ARE FOR JUICE!!!
Posted by: juliana | February 25, 2008 at 02:35 PM
I think doger's cutest.
Posted by: Ashley | February 25, 2008 at 02:36 PM
wow. I really can't believe that girl's Mom flagged you on youtube. that's so dumb. Whatever she hears on your show..she'll more than likely hear the same dang thing on TV or school.
parent's who try to "protect" their kids= dumb
lol
Posted by: Emily | February 25, 2008 at 02:45 PM
L: Dodger (ONTARIO)
Posted by: Mirjam & Tye | February 25, 2008 at 02:54 PM
Thanks for the great video. And Emily, I doubt she would hear such things at school, highschoolers can't come up with funny innuendos, just annoying blatant ones. My vote is for El Vez. Also, where all these cult people coming from. I've been watching and commenting for atleast a year and I have never seen these people before.
Posted by: Hannah | February 25, 2008 at 03:01 PM
for the sake of the mike's ass...Growler!
Posted by: cameron | February 25, 2008 at 03:11 PM
El Vez the bunny is the cutest :)
Posted by: Rose | February 25, 2008 at 03:13 PM
yeah!!!! great show Chris! You're so sexy when you say 'Hey, mama.' ;-)
Posted by: AJ | February 25, 2008 at 03:23 PM
Growler's not looking at buttocks...He's looking at the "cat toy". Look out!
Posted by: Michelle | February 25, 2008 at 03:24 PM
This episode made me "lol out loud". (Monk)
Posted by: Angela | February 25, 2008 at 03:26 PM
Todays asshole is Madisons mom.
Posted by: Scott in L.A. | February 25, 2008 at 03:27 PM
sideways bunny is my vote
Posted by: kat wilson | February 25, 2008 at 03:35 PM
elvez is definately the cutest
Posted by: jayk | February 25, 2008 at 03:37 PM
chris, when you said "hey momma" i was totally daydreaming that it was me you were talking to.. wow is that creepy? oh, and the bunny with taco neck syndrome gets my vote, fo sho.
Posted by: yourmom | February 25, 2008 at 03:42 PM
M is for EL MEZ!
the cutest demented bunny on the earth.
Posted by: Brandi | February 25, 2008 at 04:07 PM
EL vez!
2 MILLION VOTES FOR HIM.
Posted by: Brandi | February 25, 2008 at 04:09 PM
EL vez!
2 MILLION VOTES FOR HIM.
Posted by: Brandi | February 25, 2008 at 04:10 PM
please lord - break me off a piece of that ass.
amen.
Posted by: xerofilter | February 25, 2008 at 05:08 PM
I vote for Mike's right calf. Rawr...
And El Vez
Posted by: Nathan | February 25, 2008 at 05:11 PM
DODGER! COME ON!
Posted by: Micaela | February 25, 2008 at 05:22 PM
I like your show and I have been wandering how you make money.
M
Posted by: Nick | February 25, 2008 at 05:27 PM
el vez! He's cute!
Posted by: kim | February 25, 2008 at 05:39 PM
Dodger is adorable! I vote for him!
Posted by: Suzi | February 25, 2008 at 05:40 PM
EL VEZ FTW
TOTES
Posted by: maragret | February 25, 2008 at 05:42 PM
Dear Almighty Chris,
I'm not exactly sure you read the comments of your loyal subjects (who visit your site every day) so I'm going to conduct a little test.If in your next show you say "You want the cute? You can handle the cute!" in a very convincing manner I will be sure and will be overjoyed to a....slightly creepy extent.
With all my love,
Mikaella
Posted by: mikaella | February 25, 2008 at 05:48 PM
HIT THAT DOUGHNUT!
Posted by: holly | February 25, 2008 at 06:04 PM
"Look at the kittens..."
Priceless chris. ^^
Posted by: douglas Jamieson | February 25, 2008 at 06:06 PM
I agree with Jen. Pervy enjoyed that and now he's probably more popular than ever.
Awesome, awesome show.
Posted by: Alfonso | February 25, 2008 at 06:16 PM
Can I vote multiple times? Can I vote for a butt? if not, can I vote for Growler?
Posted by: Aaron | February 25, 2008 at 06:28 PM
1) I've never seen a bunny survive head tilt. They're usually put to sleep. If El Vez is happy, then I say good for him!
2) Madison, you're mom is a reactive bitch. Instead of being a parent and paying attention, she instead chooses to CENSOR SOCIETY so that she doesn't have to be a vigilant parent. She's probably the same type of person who hired a lawyer and went into PTSD counseling when Janet Jackson showed her nipple for about 0.05 seconds on national TV. Madison my darling, run away from home. Your mother has nothing to teach you but the art of finding joy and self-worth in being offended and judgmental.
3) Chris milord, as much as I hope you do read your comments here, I would never want you to prove it by saying, "You want the cute? You can't handle the cute!" Every comedian (both on TV and at my office) has done a parody on that tired, 15 year old Jack Nicholson quote. Yes, though good old Jack walks amongst us years after being dead, that doesn't mean his quote has to. Ignore the comment five comments above me.
Posted by: Drunkbunny | February 25, 2008 at 06:31 PM
L Vez.
Posted by: mchaggas | February 25, 2008 at 06:31 PM
Wow what a nice shot of Growler and Mike's backside. I think Chris should be photographed in such a way! Oh, I'm not a bear, an old lady, or a teen. :-)
Posted by: Lemurguy | February 25, 2008 at 06:37 PM
And the winners are....El Vez and Mike's Bum.
Posted by: Ryan | February 25, 2008 at 07:02 PM
This is like my absolute favorite part of the week. And I work at a video game store where I get to play Rock Band for 8 hours straight if I want.
CWC is best thing since the creation of jugs that are made for juice.
Posted by: Emsie Hammer | February 25, 2008 at 07:05 PM
oh yeah, an i vote for el vez and mike's bum.
Posted by: Emsie Hammer | February 25, 2008 at 07:06 PM
Personally, I think my ponies should have been in here.
But I respect your decision and I vote for ELVES!
Posted by: Emily | February 25, 2008 at 07:08 PM
Pervy is so funny. Just love this show!
Posted by: kerri | February 25, 2008 at 07:15 PM
GROWLER
Posted by: Erica | February 25, 2008 at 07:32 PM
Hey Mama....
Posted by: Nami-chan | February 25, 2008 at 07:46 PM
Growler most likely has a better vantage point of Mike's penis than his bum from that angle.
Posted by: Ed V | February 25, 2008 at 07:46 PM
Growler most likely has a better vantage point of Mike's penis than his bum from that angle.
Posted by: Ed V | February 25, 2008 at 07:47 PM
Growler most likely has a better vantage point of Mike's penis than his bum from that angle.
Posted by: Ed V | February 25, 2008 at 07:48 PM
El Vez.
Oh, and Growler isn't looking at Mike's buttocks. He's looking at his doodle.
Posted by: mik | February 25, 2008 at 08:11 PM
The kitty is wondering why Mike's tail is in the front and not the back!
Posted by: kelly from Pa. | February 25, 2008 at 08:14 PM
Mike's butt, of course.
Posted by: millie | February 25, 2008 at 08:26 PM
EL VEZ all the way! He's cooler than cool!
Posted by: George | February 25, 2008 at 08:29 PM
El Vez D=
Posted by: Keely | February 25, 2008 at 08:38 PM
I vote for Growler! He has good taste in men!
Posted by: Shelley | February 25, 2008 at 08:40 PM
I vote for Growler! He has good taste in men!
Posted by: Shelley | February 25, 2008 at 08:41 PM
Woo woo!!
Posted by: alicia | February 25, 2008 at 08:51 PM
I'm sorry. I can't comment because at the moment, I'm thinking about Chris' lips. Kissable, yummy, cult-leading lips.
Now I have to go pray again. Lead us not into temptation m'lord.
Posted by: Wilhelmina | February 25, 2008 at 09:55 PM
Michaella
and Drunkbunny~
I know for an absolute fact that M'lord
DOES read his comments! I opined that at the end of his show, it would be great if we could hear a chainsaw go with the pic. Ta-da! And it sounds even better with the music added!
So, I want to throw my hat in the ring as well, offering that wonderful suggestion regarding that tired 15 year-old quote: "You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!" by Our Man Jack. I already have 3 or 4 concepts on how he could pull it off so far in my head, and am wondering what way would be Our Lords' way?
hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Must go away and ponder this some more.
Posted by: quotagirl | February 25, 2008 at 10:08 PM
El Vez is too cute, and who dosen't like to turn left?
Posted by: Faith | February 25, 2008 at 10:24 PM
To quotagirl :) My Lord has already pulled that one off, in the "Born Without Ears" episode. "You want the cute?! You can`t handle the cute!" Worth watching ;)
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I have NEVER been anyone`s crazy fan since my teenage years. There were no series for me to watch every episode, no pop singer who could make me carried away... But now, as I`m in my early thirties, I fell in love with CWC. I watch every single episode. I can`t wait for the new ones. Yesterday I almost laughed when I saw a pack of paper towels in the supermarket.
What have you done to me, My Lord? Am I back in my teenage years - or is it because of me being a crazy cat lady? :D
Posted by: jazzlust | February 25, 2008 at 10:50 PM
A bunny with a crooked head?! What will they think of next? Juice jugs of different sizes and capacities?? Mmmm...juuugggs....
Nice to see you back in the swing of things, Milord; no pun intended, Mike. Actually, that's a really nice photo of Mike and the Gay Cat™. Nice to see a picture of a man's body that was not intended to inspire hilarity. OMG, does that make me gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
BTW, Milord, will you instruct Typepad not to block my username? Ever since they changed their spam policy, I'm filtered. I might have to resort to S****ypuppy. Fill in the blank with "punk". Grrrr...
Posted by: Anti-spam filters at work! | February 25, 2008 at 11:11 PM
Jazzlust I'm the same! He's turned me into a teenager! I'm mid-20s and although I'll admit to getting obsessed over tv shows I've never quite gone as far as this! I too now randomly laugh at piles of towels, and people fear me for it.
Posted by: Sarah aka KB aka Krysia (confused much?) | February 25, 2008 at 11:21 PM
I vote Mike's ass. Yummy!
Posted by: Paul | February 25, 2008 at 11:23 PM
To Sarah aka KB - phew, I'm not alone, thank you! I like towels (though I know My Lord hates them :)
Chris is the best actor and a show anchor, and I don`t over-estimate him saying this. He is to be a HUGE star.
Go Chris!
Go animals! :D
Posted by: jazzlust | February 25, 2008 at 11:36 PM
I love the "Hey mama". I would love to have a this as a ring tone, or imagine your pc saying it when you start it.... another thing which could be sold in the "Cute with Chris Fan store" ...
Did I say "...Fan store" ? I mean "...cult store"
Posted by: Jean | February 26, 2008 at 12:13 AM
HAHAHA I love this episode, 'I wanna pet your pouch' LOL! Chris how did you manage to look so hot when you said 'hey mama'?
Posted by: jusTIN | February 26, 2008 at 01:14 AM
LOL~! Chris, this time you got where i lived right and the name of my cat WRONG! That was Suki not Taco! Suki got featured twice WOW. I love you even more, chris! If that's even possible!
I love pervy! DONT FLAG HIM!!!
"hey momma" XD
Posted by: SarahS (suki's mom) | February 26, 2008 at 02:41 AM
i'm voting for EL VEZ....the turning left bunny... so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
Posted by: Claudia | February 26, 2008 at 03:02 AM
El Vez the bunny is the cutest.
Posted by: Lenka | February 26, 2008 at 04:10 AM
Hahahahahahahhaha besh show ever
Posted by: eric | February 26, 2008 at 04:29 AM
My vote: El Vez the bunny.
Posted by: fleenflan | February 26, 2008 at 06:03 AM
THIS JUST IN!
-Headlines-
All the News for all that's Cute
CWC NEWS UPDATE
CULT MEMBERS in a ZEALOUS CRAZE DRIVEN BY MONDAY’S SHOW
START SPEAKING IN BIZARRE NEW LANGUAGE!
The pandemonium that was the aftermath of Monday’s show is still vibrating throughout the cult community.
Cult members are still said to be bidding for top “Dog” as it were, with only one goal in mind - to be Milord’s “Hey MAMA”.
While every female and gay bear in cult history are battling over this top dog position (that was not meant to be inappropriate – it just fit into the article well), however, there has been another strange new development in this story.
Some members, of which may or may not be in the bidding war, have started speaking in a bizarre new language. It is reported that only certain other members may seem to understand this new form of speech.
Cult member “towelie” (not his real name) was the first to show signs of the odd new language.
Quoted here in an exclusive interview only with CWC News, Towelie told this reporter,
“Great can you imbed midi files…make of those "ding ding..da...ding..da...ding...ding...ding..." loops…you know UBBCode…this is HTML…no brackets…filenames…quotes…EMBED SRC=fileAUTOSTART=true HIDDEN=true LOOP=1…to the dinging bell, though…I’ll turn down volume low and mute it…” (blanks in this interview are where this reporter was just totally lost)
Some cult members think that this could possibly be a secret code to bring down the winning “HEY, Mama” and take the position for themselves.
Milord could not be reached for comment…perhaps worried over pregnancy test?
We will keep you updated on this fast breaking story as we get more information!
Signing off - Lor Blitzer
Posted by: Lori (formerly known as lorjer) | February 26, 2008 at 06:13 AM
THE BIG PICTURE
-Headlines-
All the News for all that's Cute
CWC NEWS UPDATE
The Pulse on CWC
Monday’s Show
Who is the Mama?
Can Kitties Really be Gay?
Who is Mike and Why Does He Need to Air out his bum?
Current Outlook
Out look good for more shows and fewer flags, but the
big question is will Milord “go” David Letterman on us and
lose His sneakers?
We ask the tough question that YOU need to anwser!
News Briefs by Lor Blitzer
Any comments welcome.
Posted by: Lori (formerly known as lorjer) | February 26, 2008 at 06:17 AM
I vote GROWLER and Mike's bum!
Posted by: ash | February 26, 2008 at 07:13 AM
Jazzlust~
Slap me with a WET noodle!!!
Was not thinking! Of COURSE these lines were done already.... gnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I hate losing my memory (where did I put it again? Was that the phone? sigh.........)
Thanks for setting me straight. Now,
can you please tell me where I put my glasses? What do you mean, look on top of my head???????
Posted by: quotagirl | February 26, 2008 at 07:29 AM
I say Flag that disabled bunny! Crooked bunnies are EVIL!!! El Vez is EVIL!!!
Posted by: Chris | February 26, 2008 at 07:52 AM
Hey Dude
u look exactly like my father when he was young
bye the way I work in my father’s company so its outstanding watching my father and my boss the very respectable man saying silly jokes for living
that was really funny keep it up man
Posted by: xt37qb | February 26, 2008 at 08:02 AM
El-Vez is the coolest he should win!!
woo woo woo!! =D
we love cute sideway bunnys! xD
everyone says that they are your #1 fan!... but theyre lying! they cant all be your #1 fan! so we are the one and only #2 fans!
yeah!! *hi5!* =D
we sent a picture of my dog (eleni)... put him in the cute down!!
he pees a lot!!... elli thought you might like to know xD huhu!
we vote for deasil in the cutedown!
Posted by: Elli and Eleni | February 26, 2008 at 08:17 AM
El Vez!
Posted by: Vex | February 26, 2008 at 08:33 AM
Quotagirl, your comment made me imagine the future, when CWC will be studied at schools. Just imagine the examination questions, for example - "In which CWC episode were the words "Jugs are for juice" first said"? :D
Posted by: jazzlust | February 26, 2008 at 08:43 AM
El vez!
Posted by: Cassy | February 26, 2008 at 08:51 AM
I'm not so sure Growler is looking at Mike's bum.. His head is angled toward the front..
So you should change his name to Gayler.
Posted by: B l a c k b e r r y | February 26, 2008 at 09:25 AM
It's got to be Growler. The others are no doubt cute, but gay is where it's at.
Posted by: Ryan | February 26, 2008 at 09:38 AM
Mmm since I can't vote for Mike's amazing ass, I'll vote for Growler.
Posted by: Jackie | February 26, 2008 at 10:56 AM
mwah mwah El Vez all the way...
and mikes bum, well it blah-zah compared my MY MIKES BUM :D
Posted by: Katherine | February 26, 2008 at 12:01 PM
El Vez, the poor little guy, is the cutest of them all
Posted by: Bo | February 26, 2008 at 12:20 PM
El Ves! <3
Posted by: Jenny | February 26, 2008 at 12:33 PM
Dodger, yo. The rabbit creeps me out.
Posted by: Shawna | February 26, 2008 at 12:45 PM
El vez!!!
Posted by: Amands | February 26, 2008 at 02:30 PM
Woah, people gets lazy on voting on cute animals.
The last video got 1305 comments and this got only 126 votes.
My vote goes to El ves
Posted by: Chinimini | February 26, 2008 at 02:31 PM
GROWLER IS SOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!! Go gay cats!
Posted by: The Chicken of Your Dreams | February 26, 2008 at 03:06 PM
"Hey momma!"
You rock, Milord!
I guess I vote for...El Vez!
Posted by: Brenda | February 26, 2008 at 03:26 PM
El vez
Posted by: J | February 26, 2008 at 04:35 PM
I vote for Dodger, he's not only cute, he's also very friendly and loveable.
Sorry sideways head bunny, having a sideways head does make you cute, but not quite cute enough
Posted by: Will | February 26, 2008 at 05:44 PM
Wow....I think I like this new cult. It's only my second day here...but I'm lovin' what I'm seein'. Is there any particular ritual of initiation that I get to go through to become a true member? :D
My vote: El Vez
ciao for now :)
Posted by: Terri | February 26, 2008 at 06:25 PM
El Vez and Mike's Butt!
Posted by: David | February 26, 2008 at 07:28 PM
Chris, My exit spiel was shaky but thanks for allowing me to be in your presence for a few fleeting moments today at the animation academy.Post your mickey drawing.
Posted by: Matt | February 26, 2008 at 07:58 PM
LOL to "pet my pouch". If she takes things in such a dirty light Madison's mom should be the one to flag herself for dirty dirty thoughts.
Poor bunny. :S
Posted by: ash | February 27, 2008 at 12:31 AM
el vez is best!!!
hey mama..you´re hot :D..i think my mama would like you..maybe because she wouldn´t understand half of what you say because we´re german...hm.....
Posted by: elisabeth | February 27, 2008 at 07:03 AM
I'm going to have to vote for the El Vez. It's just too cute when animals have imperfections.
Posted by: Jena | February 27, 2008 at 11:41 AM
El Vez is like the opposite of Zoolander. I love that movie...
Posted by: Jena | February 27, 2008 at 11:45 AM
Mike sure has a nice kittyzone!
Posted by: ucfzebra | February 27, 2008 at 12:12 PM
I vote for El Vez! Cutie bunnie! X3 X3 X3
Posted by: Tiffanye | February 27, 2008 at 04:35 PM
growler, oh and mike's butt.
Posted by: Chris | February 27, 2008 at 08:42 PM
Growler and Mike are the cutest.
Posted by: mizzbird | February 27, 2008 at 10:35 PM
We absolutely love your show. We watch it all the time and especially love the T-Pain episode. It makes us laugh like crazy! We would love it if you would recite Low by Flo Rida. Thank you so much!!! We will keep watching!
Posted by: Kara and Kristen | February 28, 2008 at 12:37 PM
hello Chris im going to vote for the cat just like i always do. love ya
Posted by: Burandii | February 28, 2008 at 04:52 PM
OMG AND I THAUGHT MY RENTS WERE UP TIGHT TUFF LUCK ON TYHE JUGS ARE FOR JUICE THING
Posted by: ASHLEIGH AKA MEXICAN GANGSTER WITH A STRAIT UP OLA | February 28, 2008 at 05:02 PM
I am voting for the bunny El Vez. Love your show keep up the good work.
Posted by: teekie_b | February 28, 2008 at 05:26 PM
Sorry, I thought Mike's butt was up for vote. I'll have to change my vote, now. I'd like to be patriotic and vote for the Canadian dog, he's CUTE, but I think I'll place my vote with El Vez. And if your show got flagged last week, wait till the parents and You Tube get a look at Mike!
Posted by: Ann | February 28, 2008 at 06:26 PM
El Vez!!!
Posted by: sarah | February 28, 2008 at 11:18 PM
I finally put my finger on it! Mike looks like Clive Owen!!
Huh? Yeah? Ya see it doncha!
Posted by: customcartoons | February 28, 2008 at 11:59 PM
Chris has family morals, good for him. Oh yea, cutedown vote...
I VOTE THE DISABLED BUNNY!
Posted by: Sam? | February 29, 2008 at 09:08 AM
El VEZ ftw ;3; for some reason, that sooo cute instead of creepy!
Posted by: Jessica | February 29, 2008 at 06:42 PM
El Vez fo' sho'
Posted by: Matt | February 29, 2008 at 07:21 PM
I'd also like to add my voice to the 4.39 million viewers who have voted for Mike's bum.
Posted by: Matt | February 29, 2008 at 07:24 PM
hilarious show..
XDD
:]
if mike's butt was an option id so vote for that but.... my vote rests with growler.
Posted by: Arye | March 01, 2008 at 10:29 AM