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Josh from CALIFORNIA writes: "...Dear Chris:  I have written you several emails that you have not responded to and yet I still was one of 99 people to attend your live show.  I am torn.  All of my emails are supportive, witty, and even somewhat charming. I love your show and have a very healthy heterosexual crush on you. Like most, I seek attention too.  So, can you post me with my cute with chris pen so that I can tell everyone how cool I am?" sincerely, Josh in CALIFORNIA.

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Comments

[Serendipity]

after reading his mail no wonder why haha
But, hey, it's good to know he likes your show more than porn, isn't it? =P

[Sarah]

What's the definition of a very healthy heterosexual crush?! Isn't it nice that kitty & puppy porn is enjoyed more than the regular stuff?

[Sher]

Wow. I feel violated, sick, and creeped out."SECURITY! WITH CHRIS"

[Sara]

Pervy might disagree with you Josh, I think he likes porn more than anything. Let's do this drunk! That was a somewhat charming email. Man, I would love to see Chris's inbox someday. Did that sound dirty? I just mean, there must be some crazy emails in there. I want that pen, bitch.

[joss]

Dude, what is coming out of your ear?

[lenora]

hahahaha wow.

[Serendipity]

Joss... that thing coming out of his ear might be the effect on people who watch too much porn. brrr scary.

[Teecie]

I think what is coming out of his head is a shower head. Its looks like he was in the bathroom....OMG I DONT WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING WITH THAT PEN while writing to Chris...

[WileyCoyote69]

Hold me mommy. I'm scared!

[Scott in LA]

Porn+Lotion=Slippery? Or would it be sweaty?

[Jayson]

I like this show more than porn, too, but I'm not crazy enough to write a full paragraph about it in an email. O.o

But its ok. You're (probably) still cool.

(Also; sweet! More viewer pens!)

[Nic]

"I love your show and have a very healthy heterosexual crush on you"
That's a very weird epression...I would prefere a tag like "Chris Leavins made me gay"...Wait, that's weird too.

[Little Ben]

Josh has muttonchops, a weird chin beard, pointy hair, crooked glasses, and an alien probe stuck in his ear. No wonder he thinks he's cool. Cool with Josh!

[fred]

I can see the t-shirts now..."Josh touched my no-place!"

[Rachael]

So this is what Greg Kinnear is doing these days?

[Carla]

Josh. If you hafta tell people how cool you are... you're not cool at all. ;-)

[Drunkbunny]

I think Josh is a cutie patootie. If I were younger, I'd date him in a heartbeat, even if he does have a weird metal device growing out of his right ear. I'd accept him for the freak he was.

[Stacey]

I think people are being too harsh here.
Come on guys wheres the Chris Fan Spirit?!

I think Josh looks fine :)

[Eden]

I see a new header graphic for the site:

Cute with Chris: It's better than porn.

I'm not sure what the picture should be . . .

[Sarah]

LOL I love it! and Eden's header - good plan! His email is witty and charming, he was right to press Chris into posting it.

[yourmom]

i'm just curious... where in josh's email does he talk about porn? i see that he is "torn." but no porn. hmmm...

by the way, love the chops, josh. they aren't as sexy as my husband's but they're still kinda hot.

[Randy in Chicago]

Self gratification ... Self mutilation ... FABULOUS!!

Dear Josh... Lotion makes you slippery and it's a bitch to get out of the keyboard!

x0x0...

[Maura]

Ewwwwwwww

[Marmeduke]

Hey Josh
I think you need a woman (or something like that)
That's just my opinion.
Leave Chris alone.

[Jenn]

Ick