Episode #156

I live with low-grade guilt. I get way more email than I can possibly answer. Here's a quick video where I answer some of the 1732 email I received this week. Cast your vote in the cutedown by LEAVING A COMMENT HERE. Click here for SHIRTLESS JOHN.

Comments

[chun]

poor poor scruffy :(

[Li]

Party! Party! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Michelle]

Princess

[Erika and Brandi]

Hello Chris!
Your hair looks mighty fine today.
:)
We believe you should back over Kandice's head with your truck!

Have a nice day!
But remember : MURDER IS BAD.

Poodles!

[Zita]

princess mutha fukkah!

[Kevin]

Suck it Kandice... You give Illini a bad rep. CWC is a free site and doesn't require membership or donations. Chris doesn't charge fees or have crazy popup ads. Give him a break!

And I vote for party cat...

[Mark]

Ugh, Chris please remove that new banner. I deliberately didn't click on that odd kid's photo because I didnt want to see it, but now you've forced it on me. Blech.

[Sarah]

If I was a guy I would certainly post a shirtless photo, but sadly I'm not a guy

[Juliana]

My Lord, very sexy shirt you have on today. Yum. I love the show, too.
Your subdued, tousled hair look is nice.
Any time you need some ass-kicking on one of your viewers, um, Kandace with a "K" comes to mind, you just let me know.
We will *bleep* her up. Seriously.
I think her pets need a better home now. Poor dog.
Your enraged minion
smooches!

[Julia]

Chris, you should hire someone to answer your emails for you. I'd do it. For free.

[Wilhelmina]

Even when you have extremely low production values, Chris, you're still effing magnificent.

Your cult adores you and we WILL get anyone who dares threaten you (or annoy us) in any way.

I'm going to chalk Kandice up to young teenage bad judgement. Life will be hard enough for her as it is. I sent an email and I would have been pleased and astounded to receive a reply because you DO have a life and a lot to do running a cult (for FREE).

I do think it might be time for an administrative assistant and a CWC store. Example: 58 people wrote today and said "WTF??!?" and 4.3 million asked to see you shirtless, to summarize the day's email.

[Robin]

Kandice, go sit and spin, will you?? 42 effin' emails? What are you some sort of sicko stalkerette??

Poor Chris, don't let that weirdo bug ya..we all love you!

I vote for the Party Cat, how the hell can you NOT vote for a PARTY cat??? It's St. Patrick's Day for the love of Mike...LOL....

;)

Crazy Cat AND Horse lady here!

[Katie]

Man Chris! Don't worry bout the emails. Take a vacation! We'll all still be here when you get back. We adore you, no worries!

Suck it Kandice.

[Beverly]

Aww, why do you look so...not happy?

-hugs you-

It's okay Chris ;~;

[Capt_blotto]

What happened to the audio? aaaa my ears are burning!

[Meg]

How the *bleep* is it a bonus episode when it IS the weekly episode.

I love you master!

[rhubarb]

Kendra, watch the movie, "Bruce Almighty." Maybe THEN you will understand that it ain't easy being Mylord and will give him a break!

Oh, and my conspiracy theory is that people tend to not vote for horses so as to avoid the jealous wrath of Colty.

[rhubarb]

I meant Kandice! Why am I thinking about Kendra?

[kristiiiiiiii2]

you should let us do secretarial work.

guest e-mail managers. :)

(twinkie!)

[kristiiiiiiii2]

KANDICE IS MAKING ILLINOIS LOOK BAD.

you should create like, a Yahoo e-mail account, forward all your email to it (possible? don't ask me) and have someone check it :) :) :) fun-fun!

[kristiiiiiiii2]

as an editor of my high school's newspaper i would be happy to assist you in replying to the bogus-ass e-mails that you receive. (keep in mind that my 300 obsessive e-mails have offered show ideas, critiques, and other creative shit.) Let me know if you would like to form a partnership. Or you can have "The Secretarial Staff (at) CWC."

the secriCULTrial staff?

seriously thoughh. I'm turning over a new leaf...no more Chris hating. Only love. <3333

[kristiiiiiiii2]

NEW CWC IDEA: GUEST BANNERS. i want to make a banner for your site. :)

[kristiiiiiiii2]

SECRETARIAL STAFFFFFFFFF

is that a word?
* ||
* ||
* ||
* ||
* ||
* ||
* ||
* ||

okay seriously, homework time.

[irees]

i'd like to vote for princess AND minushka. i agree with a previous comment. lead the trend, chris. do a shirtless episode. XD

[irees]

i'd like to vote for princess AND minushka. i agree with a previous comment. lead the trend, chris. do a shirtless episode. XD