Episode #158 "Crazy Cat Lady"

Cute with Chris Episode #158 "Crazy Cat Lady". Cast your vote and see what others say by clicking HERE.

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[Elmo]

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[Snoozers.]

I'm sad, yet thrilled that I'm not the only person who uses the term "moobs."

[Melissa]

Yay! A horse is finally one of the winners of the cutedown!

[Elmo]

I think those are the scarriest MOOBS ever!!!

[Eric]

I'm voting for the Moobs. Aww yeah. and i like more upbeat music.

[Sarah aka KB]

Oh thank god there's hope for me. I haven't resorted to clogs or a white turtleneck. Yet.

[Drunkbunny]

RE: Crazy Cat Lady photos.

All those pictures prove is that if you look like a model, you will get a boyfriend no matter how many cats you have.

Pretty women are forgiven any personal flaw.

So there's hope for 2% of the mid-30s crazy cat ladies. The rest of us are still shit out of luck, clogless though we may be.

[Garrett]

When I read the title all I thought was "Shuffle...Click.....Shuffle....Click"

[Tempest]

Hah! I'm all up for crazy cat lady lesbians! Between me and my girlfriend, we have 9 cats. =)

Yes - They come with several box's of poo. xD

[Melissa H.]

Let's see: 30's, check. Single, check. Clogs, check. Two cats, check.

You will NOT, however, find any white turtlenecks in my wardrobe. Or sweatshirts that came out of the Harriet Carter catalog.

[Jen]

Haha! Loving the "what you sick people come here for" segment.

[Robert]

I didn't know you can flex man-boobs. Heck, I didn't even know the word "moobs" existed. I think that'll be the word of the day. We should all try to use the word "moobs" at least once in our everyday conversation.

I'll start:

When babies see moobs, do they get hungry?

[Elmo]

I don't think Moobs make anyone hungry!
Even babies.

[rhubarb]

Aww, drunkbunny, I always enjoy reading your comments. You're a model in my eyes. Hey, lets do as Chris suggested and turn lesbian together! ;-)

[music19773]

Hysterical as always. Excellent Job! :)

[mary ellen]

I'm a 26 year old single lesbian crazy cat lady who's willing to help other crazy cat ladies find love. with me.

[sara]

Eeks! Moobs! Enough to turn me into a gay rodent lady. Are Chun and little Uchi looking for companionship? ;) By the way, I hope we get "in progress" photos of the Toronto show in coming weeks! Those were awesome last time.

[Joyce]

Uchi!

[Les]

Woo Hoo! Chris played my husband's song at the end of the show! We are so happy!!!

Thanks so much, Chris! You totally made our day. And thanks to Elmo for saying you liked the music. You can hear a few other of his songs if you hit the link above (if it shows up with this comment).

We LOVE CWC!
Thanks, Milord!

[andrew]

chris, everyday this show gets farther and farther away from cute animals. pretty soon this is going to be a podcast about homemade bestiality porn.

[Diane]

Is that Paris Hilton? (Satsuma's mom)

[Amy]

I love "dreams dead you...ehh" you look like you are gonna crack up. U r so funny.

charles is ugly ugLy UGly UGLY UG-e-LY

XD hahaha

[random]

What was the music sample at the end?? The link didn't come through.

[Les]

Dear Random,

You can hear "The Sound of the Beep" on my husband's myspace page. if you click my name under this post, that's the link.

[Elmo]

Les....you should do a post about that at youtube also. A lot of people there asking about the music.

[random]

Thanks for the link Les. Is the song Chris used this week on the Myspace page? What's it called?

[Jen]

Random, click on Les' user name in the post above to get the myspace page.

This is awesome music, Les! I love the second track.

Everybody else who wants Chris to start listing music credits, say amen!

[random]

Thanks for the link Les. Great music. And yes, Chris should list all of the music credits.

[lor (formerly known as lorjer)]

Oh Chris - t I LOVE YOU...You're dreamy

yep - crazy cat lady! with no cats!

[Blaze]

Hey Chris. I love your new video, but your eyes look so shiny. I read somewhere that such means you are in love with whoever you are looking at. I'll have you know I find great comfort knowing you're in love with me, but I have more important things to worry about. Sorry Chris.

[Les]

Thanks guys - and there was a lot of great music used in this episode! Chris should try to list them all. (When my husband sent it to chris- he said to use it if he wanted to, and didn't ask for credit - so we don't personally mind.)

Elmo - I did check the youtube page, but I don't think people are asking about my husband's song - his time stamp is 4:13, while someone was asking about the song at 3:47 or something.

Also, I signed him up for an account to post a comment with his link on youtube, but it never works. Oh well. I tried.

[Cassandra]

Uchi plz. <3

[Drunkbunny]

"Aww, drunkbunny, I always enjoy reading your comments. You're a model in my eyes. Hey, lets do as Chris suggested and turn lesbian together! ;-)"

Thanks Rhubarb! And I really did think about turning lesbian, or at least bisexual. It's only fair that I give the other half of the world a crack at rejecting me. ;)

Ha, I slay myself!

I'm also liking the new music in Chris' episode. Congrats on your shiny eyes too, Chris!

[random]

What is the song at 3:47?? Name/band??

[Josh]

Hey, first episode I've watched the day of. I just got done going through every video from the beginning, so yeah...glad I finally caught up with production.

[Tammy]

the hamster HAS to win

i had a hamster named teddy once, when he died my dad made him a wood coffin and i listened to celine dions my heart will go on all night as i sobbed in my pillow

[Van]

Moobs are very useful, they will destroy your soul.

[Conner]

Hey. I love your show, but you need to use hip lingo. Enough with proper grammar, dawg.

[Laurie]

Now maybe this is the difference between a crazy cat lady and a crazy dog lady (yes, I'm wearing the clogs) but I see no problem with touching the hot man flesh whenever I want without saddling myself with a husband.

Cats are more exclusive then men...

[Juliana]

My Lord you have done another excellent show!
Your humor is brilliant and you seem like a genuinely nice person.
Please don't let any dillhole get you down. And please do take appropriate steps to protect your reputation and comic brilliance.
You are a gem.
I think you will know what I am referring to.
A faithful fan.

[Wayland]

Laurie and Uchi. Moobs FTL (for the lose).

[Teh Easter Bunneh]

My mom has 4 cats and 3 dogs........ and a husband.......... she got man flesh.......... I'm not saying hot 'cause that would just be nasty......... ew......

[sarah d]

i don't care what you say: my white turtle neck with my peace necklace is such a cute look. it's totally high-fashion. i may be 30teen, have two cats - one who has been featured on CWC - and be single, but that's only because there are too many hot, crazy-cat ladies and not enough hot crazy-cat men. and, hell no, i don't have clogs.

[Rosie G]

Chris, as a Crazy Cat Lady, I think this is your best episode yet. I laughed until I nearly peed myself.

And, um... I wear black clogs, and black turtlenecks. I guess that means I'm doomed to a life of singleness unless I get my act together! Do any of you other Crazy Cat Ladies have some advice (lifestyle, fashion, etc.) that can help me turn it around?

Oh, and Renita's boyfriend...he is too young for me to ogle. My vote is for the HAMSTER.

[Kimberly]

No Colty in this episode!?

[nicole]

I love how you intertwined your fingers and mash them together as you say "date". That was a sexy visual.

[Kristi]

Condoning lesbianism? Chris, I think YOU are the sick one.

Can i get a whoop whoop!

[Kristi]

& Thank you, Lord, for your blessings do rain down upon us.

-Yes, I still vote for a shirtless episode.
-bring the horse back, feature my drawing
-CWC live in chicago? DO IT

[Alex in Toronto]

Uchi winked at us!

[WileyCoyote69]

My vote is for LORI in DC.

Come on! It's not even close!!!

[kj]

Chris, I agree with another poster that this is one of the all-time best episodes. Liked the music at the end, too. Makes Monday something to look forward to!

[Lorna]

Wow....I am a crazy cat lady...30+ishteen. I don't own clogs, or strange cat apparel...but I do have three cats, lots of cat toys on my bed, two litter boxes....and /cry been a long long, long time since I touched any hot man flesh /cry. Any hot man flesh out there that does not care about cat hair? =)

[Frankie]

hmm....I think I've gone past crazy. I'm 42(teen) have two cats and two kids, I wear clogs ALL the time, have a BLACK turtle neck and...haven't touched man flesh that wasn't related to me SINCE my thirties...geez I gotta get rid of that boxa pooo.

[Kierie J]

I'm torn between Uchi and Moobs D:

[ari]

dreams:dead
you:eeeh!

I personally knocked gently, and they were very nice-
I did though mention it on the net and this may have encouraged others though..

uh, yeah..

I made some comment at the Theatre Centre like- you must have been surprised by the response-

and they just said- In a sort of knowing proud way; we have been working with Chris for years

oh and even I am a sucker for Uchi- (but I voted already)

[little ben]

I am both a crazy cat lady and a gay bear with moobs. I don't have any white turtlenecks, though for some reason I do have clogs, which I only ever use for going out to the mailbox. I hate their guts.

And Andrew, this always was a podcast about homemade bestiality porn. I'm so sorry you're only now figuring that out.

[Ross]

The moobs aren't really 'cute' but you could slap the left one and watch the right one swing like a pendulum thingy :D

I vote the hamster/gerbile whatever it is lol ..it eats brocolli ^^,

One thing about 158, what if there's Crazy Cat *MEN* like the balding single men who live in flats aha

[maiann]

Hey Blaze: Shiny eyes can be had many ways...(*eyebrow raise*) Likely, M'Lord has indulged in too many carrots so he can have shiny eyes like Uchi's! Who would win THAT cutedown?!