Shalom

It's no secret that I have many Jewish viewers, including a very attractive Lady Rabbi, and Glenn the dog (pictured above, sent by Zander, in MARYLAND). I was completely unaware when I scheduled CWC:LIVE that my performance dates would fall over the holidays. Just to make things fair, my next live show will be scheduled for December 25th.



But YOU'RE My Lord M'Lord. Guess that means you'll hafta come south. right? Right?
RIGHT???????????
Posted by: Cin | March 27, 2008 at 06:32 AM
December 25th? That's a looooooooong time from now..
Posted by: Stefan | March 27, 2008 at 06:35 AM
Shalom and Mazel Tov to all of our Jewish friends! Wishing all a peaceful Passover!
Posted by: pers | March 27, 2008 at 06:44 AM
Yeah, I want tickets to december 25th show now!! when do they go on sale!!! That would be the best of all christmas present! You need to go on a world tour M'lord!!
Posted by: Alphi | March 27, 2008 at 06:45 AM
Sorry, Alphi--they're already sold out.
Glenn's side curls look a little limp.
Posted by: little ben | March 27, 2008 at 06:47 AM
this is hysterical.
Posted by: mandy | March 27, 2008 at 07:13 AM
i hope people get the joke haha
Posted by: Bill from Ontario | March 27, 2008 at 07:18 AM
Thanks for the advanced warning. It's going to take some time to explain to the kids why mommy will not be home for Christmas.
Posted by: Elmo | March 27, 2008 at 08:23 AM
I need this Jewish dog. Now.
Posted by: Snoozers. | March 27, 2008 at 08:34 AM
Chris, don't think we wont hold you to it. December 25 2008...in Toronto. Now the Jewish nation will have something to do on Christmas!
Posted by: jon | March 27, 2008 at 08:57 AM
Shalom doggy!
Posted by: sondra | March 27, 2008 at 09:05 AM
Elmoooooooooooooooo
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dangit I was still drinkin coffee...payback's hell.
Posted by: Cin | March 27, 2008 at 09:25 AM
I saw that in a catalogue and wanted to buy it for my sister in law's Lab!!!!!
Posted by: Vi | March 27, 2008 at 09:46 AM
WHAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Are you trying to tell us that we will have to wait until Xmas?????
I can't go on living.
Live show or dead fan!
Posted by: Rodrigo | March 27, 2008 at 10:30 PM
Great - then we can wish you 'Happy Birthday' at the show, M'Lord! ;-) P.S. You can't have the next show in a place where you've already had one. The rest of the continent is waiting for you!
I like this handsome dog. He's happy.
Posted by: AJ | March 28, 2008 at 01:36 PM
When you say you 'saw that in a catalogue', I hope you mean the tallis the dog is wearing. I don't mean to be a spoilsport - but is that a special dog tallis?, because I didn't think it was kosher for a dog to wear a tallis.
Jews? Can you explain this to me?
Thanks!
Posted by: Sylvia | March 29, 2008 at 05:39 AM
When you say you 'saw that in a catalogue', I hope you mean the tallis the dog is wearing. I don't mean to be a spoilsport - but is that a special dog tallis?, because I didn't think it was kosher for a dog to wear a tallis.
Jews? Can you explain this to me?
Thanks!
Posted by: Sylvia | March 29, 2008 at 05:39 AM
I love the Jewish dog!
My family decided it would be good to pray together first thing every morning. We stood in a circle holding hands with our heads bowed and the dog started barking because our behavior weirded him out! We decided maybe he was just saying AMEN AMEN. We resolved the problem by sitting in a circle with all hands touching him. :P Spoiled doggie.
Posted by: Wilhelmina | March 29, 2008 at 10:19 PM