Shirtless
I recently featured Renita in Cute with Chris Episode 158. She wrote to tell me she is a Crazy Cat Lady. Although I suggested she is a bit young, she assured me that at the rate she's going, she will have a dozen cats by the end of the decade. She says her boyfriend Thomas shares her passion for cats and in order to prove it is possible for cat-ladies to find love, she forced him to pose shirtless with her feline companions. I'm sure the thousands of desperately single cat-ladies who watch CWC will take inspiration from your example Renita. Click here for SHIRTLESS THOMAS: BOYFRIEND OF THE CAT-LADY.
I think she's way too young to be a crazy cat lady but thank her for forcing her BF to pose shirtless. Cat Ladies Unite!
Posted by: lisbeth | March 31, 2008 at 07:55 AM
Hmm, to qualify for being crazy, I would have though she would need more than one cat...?
Posted by: ash | March 31, 2008 at 08:07 AM
Why did Thomas give his entire torso a landing-strip bikini wax?
Posted by: Mark | March 31, 2008 at 08:17 AM
Gotta love that white thrash beard
Posted by: Eric | March 31, 2008 at 08:23 AM
Pretty good man flesh. WAY BETTER then the MOOBS!
Posted by: Kelsey M. | March 31, 2008 at 08:27 AM
Yay! Best shirtless pictures yet!
Posted by: Dick Cheney | March 31, 2008 at 08:32 AM
Yay! Best shirtless pictures yet!
Posted by: Dick Cheney | March 31, 2008 at 08:32 AM
ok this is a nice shirtless pic
CHRIS STOP THE MOOBS THINGS
Posted by: FDC | March 31, 2008 at 09:00 AM
Hot. Man. Flesh. Well, as a crazy cat lady in the making, for now I guess I'll rely on CWC to meet my man flesh needs! *sob*
Posted by: Sarah aka KB | March 31, 2008 at 09:02 AM
That's a big ol' kitty!
Posted by: c h r i s s y | March 31, 2008 at 09:07 AM
That's not a real guy. It's a robot.
Posted by: Rena | March 31, 2008 at 09:16 AM
I find it hilarious that he is watching television when they took this photo
Posted by: AFuzzyLlama | March 31, 2008 at 09:19 AM
Are you sure they aren't brother and sister, because they LOOK ALIKE!
Posted by: Lee | March 31, 2008 at 09:38 AM
While posing shirtless was a nice touch, methinks you should have covered up the fat cat's kitty zone.
Posted by: Banananna | March 31, 2008 at 09:41 AM
um wow. he is delicious! why must all the guys i know hate cats or have allergies to them??? WHHYYYYYY?????!!!!!!!
Posted by: mickey | March 31, 2008 at 10:02 AM
There's hope.
Oh sweet Jesus, there's hope.
Posted by: Corina | March 31, 2008 at 10:08 AM
*dead* I don't know what's funnier. Chris or some of the comments made by the self-professed 'crazy cat ladies'
"There's hope.
Oh Sweet Jesus, there's hope." *dead again*
Keep up the great work Chris and his cult!
Posted by: music19773 | March 31, 2008 at 10:11 AM
i'm always amazed at how messy crazy cat ladies' houses are. Maybe she needs some of that man flesh to get off his arse and do some half-naked housework.
Posted by: rian | March 31, 2008 at 10:15 AM
does Thomas have a single dad?
leslie
48teen, crazy (single) cat lady
Posted by: Leslie | March 31, 2008 at 11:02 AM
Hehe, I don't think he looks like sharing her passion for cats :) Not in those pics, anyway! But I love it that she got him to pose for him.
And rian, call that messy? It doesn't even show much of the house.
Posted by: Linda | March 31, 2008 at 11:04 AM
No, Chris... THIS is what we sick people come here for! Hot manflesh!
Oh, and fluffy things. Like hamsters. Not fluffy men. Yes. You get it.
But mostly we like the cute guys (particularly you).
Posted by: Duncan | March 31, 2008 at 11:15 AM
I don't know -- it doesn't look to me as though he's that crazy about the cats. And, he looks to me like a man who doesn't like to share attention. If he tries to make you choose, Renita, TAKE THE CATS!!!!
Posted by: Diane | March 31, 2008 at 12:05 PM
He's got a tattoo. That's some hot inked man flesh. I think crazy cat ladies are having the BEST WEEK EVER.
Posted by: Ava | March 31, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Yay man flesh. I agree that crazy cat ladies and non-bear gays, such as myself, are having a splendid week.
Posted by: matt blank | March 31, 2008 at 12:55 PM
I don't think there should be an age threshold to attain crazy-cat-ladydom. I am not yet 30 and many people would call me a crazy cat lady.
Boyfriends are temporary - cats will always love you.
Posted by: AJ | March 31, 2008 at 01:37 PM
Dayum, that Thomas is FIIINE!! Renita, you go girl!
Posted by: Amanda from Normal | March 31, 2008 at 01:42 PM
Aww, what a cute couple! I'm only 16 and I can't have a pet or date, so where does that put me? He's cute though!
Posted by: Vonna | March 31, 2008 at 01:43 PM
thanks for giving a crazy 25teen dog lady hope for the future renita!! =)
Posted by: islandofness | March 31, 2008 at 01:58 PM
what?! how did SHE get HIM?!
Posted by: emily | March 31, 2008 at 02:17 PM
hot hot hot hehe
Posted by: superlupp | March 31, 2008 at 02:45 PM
Adorable!! All 3! Emily: what r u talking about???...she's super pretty! That's why she's got the hot inked man flesh!!! Thanks for the treat Renita! Being forced to look at men with moobs and crabs has been trying.
Posted by: maiann | March 31, 2008 at 02:54 PM
Emily, real men fall in love with a whole person, which includes their intelligence, humor, individuality and compassion. Renita is already a lovely-looking woman, but she may also be an extremely kind person and working on her PhD in Physics - YOU DON'T KNOW! So stop judging.
Posted by: AJ | March 31, 2008 at 03:39 PM
I need more inspiration :/
Posted by: Dana | March 31, 2008 at 04:00 PM
That's some crazy-hot man flesh!
Posted by: Tuesdae | March 31, 2008 at 04:04 PM
Wow, Chris, even Dick Cheney loves your show (or, loves the man-flesh on your show!) :D great post!
Posted by: Ann | March 31, 2008 at 04:16 PM
damn thats yummy! best shirtless photos in the history of shirtless photos!!
Posted by: alex | March 31, 2008 at 04:36 PM
He's pretty hot. Love how he did, his facial hair.
Posted by: Jesse | March 31, 2008 at 05:18 PM
This is definately the best man flesh CWC has offered so far.
Posted by: Elizabeth | March 31, 2008 at 06:01 PM
I love how in each photo he has progressively less beard. Did the cat eat it?
Posted by: Zoya | March 31, 2008 at 06:18 PM
Finally, we get back to some actual cute shirtless guys. I even dig the facial hair!
-A
Posted by: Anderson | March 31, 2008 at 06:31 PM
for a crazy cat lady... you sure scored a hot piece of man flesh... LOOK AT THAT MANS BODY!!!
Posted by: Aaron | March 31, 2008 at 06:54 PM
Ok.. maybe hot boy flesh. He'll need a few years on him to be hot *man* flesh!
Posted by: Paul | March 31, 2008 at 07:31 PM
Yes! Finally some hot [boy] flesh!! Crazy cat ladies get those men before the gay bears do... :)
Posted by: Jim gaybear | March 31, 2008 at 07:38 PM
OW OW!!!!
can i get a whoop whoop!
Posted by: Kristi | March 31, 2008 at 07:57 PM
nice! good work!
Posted by: Emsie Hammer | March 31, 2008 at 08:35 PM
I still think Mike's ass is in the lead..
Posted by: Julievd | March 31, 2008 at 08:37 PM
Very cute Hot Man Flesh! Well done Renita!
Posted by: Arloe from Regina | March 31, 2008 at 10:21 PM
ohh man... that man.. hawt menz..all up in the hizzzzz. oh yeah.
the cat is cute too.
Posted by: Andrea | March 31, 2008 at 11:00 PM
This is Thomas (the aforementioned hot man flesh.)
Your comments make me lul. Yes, I do already do housework half-naked (if not wholly so,) and no my dad is not single. He's not a very nice man at all.
And no, Renita and I are not related either. XD
Posted by: Thomas (Hot Man Flesh) | March 31, 2008 at 11:09 PM
Oh, there's a second page of comments even! More questions to answer! XD And a couple I forgot on the first.
We have two cats, not just one, and are already planning to get more. The second is Cubby's brother, Chubby.
No I didn't give myself a bikini wax for the chest hair or happy trail, it's just cool like that.
And no the cat didn't eat the beard. XD I'm Persian so my hair grows in faster than I can sneeze. It gives me lots of chances to experiment with different facial styles.
Also, the tattoo I have matches one Renita has on her left shoulder. She drew them both. She is a fantastically talented artist and a beautiful woman in both body and soul. These are the attributes that I was really attracted to in her. Don't give up, crazy cat ladies! Just keep on doing what you do best, and I'm sure another hot piece of juicy man flesh will find his way to your bedroom. Tip :: Lock him in there so he can't leave.
Posted by: Thomas (Hot Man Flesh) | March 31, 2008 at 11:15 PM
He's cute! Yay there is some hope for us cat loving ladies!
Posted by: Mary Turner | April 01, 2008 at 01:27 AM
Hot!!!!!!!!
Posted by: greenH | April 01, 2008 at 05:33 AM
AJ: U were right! She's the whole package - tru hope for crazy cat ladies getting yummy men who own cats too!
Posted by: maiann | April 01, 2008 at 09:02 AM
Those round chairs are SO comfortable (but hard to get out of, especially as you become an aging crazy cat lady). ROUND CHAIRS, BITCH!
Posted by: Cristin | April 01, 2008 at 02:57 PM
my sick mind rejoices. we need a lot more of hot man flesh on this show.
Posted by: Jang | April 01, 2008 at 03:37 PM
w00t! More Thomas, less Moobs!
Posted by: Josh | April 01, 2008 at 04:49 PM
I almost feel bad that poor Renita doesn't realize that her boyfriend is a gay man.
Hands down. No two ways about it. Even if he isn't willing to acknowledge it yet, there is no doubt that he is a fierce, fabulous, Liza-loving, rainbow-wearing, "Project Runway"-watching, finger-snapping, fashion-forward, cat-adoring gay.
Sorry about all of your dreams, Renita.
Posted by: StudioTodd | April 01, 2008 at 06:48 PM
Well, I think I'll become a cat lady if I can get a Thomas look-a-like...
Posted by: Sarah | April 01, 2008 at 08:52 PM
Sorry Todd, but you are wrong. I am fierce without a doubt, and I am very stylish and do snap my fingers, but I love titties far too much to ever become gay. ;D
Posted by: Thomas (Hot Man Flesh) | April 01, 2008 at 09:20 PM