The customs guy was a bit weirded out when he found 314 pens in my bag, but I assured him they were free giveaways for my upcoming show. He didn't ask why they had bitch written on them. Anyway, me and the pens are safely across the border. Give me a bit of time to set up and get things rolling, and I'll have some new posts for you later in the day.

Pens bitch, lol. I wish i could be there.
Posted by: Matt | April 14, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Amazing updates! Hooray for getting through customs... even though I won't be getting one.
Posted by: Kj | April 14, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Yay Chris!! Those customs guys can be tough sometimes. You should have taken a picture of him inspecting your bag though, haha.
Posted by: Sarah | April 14, 2008 at 10:03 PM
...a pen, that is...
Posted by: kj | April 14, 2008 at 10:05 PM
314 pens? Pi much?
Posted by: Andros | April 14, 2008 at 10:25 PM
C'est un honneur de vous souhaîter bienvenue au Canada, mon seigneur! Merde ce weekend!
Posted by: Spunkypuppy | April 14, 2008 at 10:26 PM
yaaah for canadian customs agents. did they smile while they asked about your pens?
Posted by: rian | April 14, 2008 at 10:39 PM
Oh yay Chris!!! You're so close now!!! Yay!!!
Posted by: Ariella | April 14, 2008 at 10:43 PM
Where are you staying Chris? Can me and my friends come visit you?
Posted by: Matthew from Toronto | April 14, 2008 at 10:49 PM
Spunkypuppy... Merde ce weekend??
Posted by: Roo | April 14, 2008 at 10:54 PM
Hooray! I'll have a pen soon.
Posted by: Kat | April 14, 2008 at 11:04 PM
If someone is a no show, can I have their pen? Please
Posted by: Karen | April 14, 2008 at 11:50 PM
hope the show goes... smoooooooothly.
ta.
Posted by: ANGELINA! | April 15, 2008 at 12:10 AM
God bless you Hugh, here's hoping those evil towels don't stop you on your mission to get those kids their bitchin' pens!
See what I did there? Pun most definitely intended;)
Posted by: Joshua | April 15, 2008 at 12:16 AM
The Children Shall Have Pen(i)s
Posted by: dudeiwantacar | April 15, 2008 at 01:05 AM
I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait.
CHIS I'M GOING INSANE!
Did you know that I'm DRIVING into Canada for OKLA-FUCKING-HOMA???
Most of my family is scared of planes, so...yea.
Fuck.
But it's worth it. THIS IS FOR YOU, CHRIS!
Posted by: NO NAME FOR YOU! (name nazi) | April 15, 2008 at 01:21 AM
Ok NN.. I looked up this Oklahoma of which you speak- I believe there is a folk song about such a place- yeah- here on the map- uh huh..driving to t.o. mmm hmm... yup- that is kind of crazy- the L.A. show was closer...
Posted by: ari | April 15, 2008 at 01:56 AM
No Name, I think you have to win the prize for furthest travelled - just checked and Oklahoma City to Toronto is 1,285 miles! That's a lot of I Spy!
Yay for getting through customs! Now just don't use up all the pens changing the script!
Posted by: Sarah aka KB | April 15, 2008 at 02:22 AM
I was actually worried that the pens would not make it over the border. I need to get out more, but hey, the kids will get their pens. Wish I could be there. Sigh. Break a leg, you Chris not Colty.
If Toronto goes well, consider a tour of America.
Posted by: becca | April 15, 2008 at 06:03 AM
Welcome home, Chris!!!
Posted by: Carla | April 15, 2008 at 06:17 AM
'Merde ce weekend?' C'est de chose étrange à dire. Que sur terre essayiez-vous de dire? *secousse de la tête*
Posted by: pers | April 15, 2008 at 06:30 AM
NN - I also looked up OKLA-FUCKING-HOMA and could not find such a place? Ari what map are you looking on?
NO NAME - you're not one of those Aliens disgusted as a teenager are you?
I HOPE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOORAY FOR PENS - BITCH!
Posted by: lor (formerly known as lorjer) | April 15, 2008 at 06:34 AM
hey i was at the airport yesterday! ariving from amsterdam at 4 in the afternoon.. maybe its a good thing i didnt run into you...
Posted by: shortstuff | April 15, 2008 at 06:37 AM
merde means the same in french as "break a leg" does in english you idiots ;) lol
We'll get our pens!! YAY!!! NN be very much affraid, we know where you live now!! mouhahahahahaha! lol
Posted by: Alphi | April 15, 2008 at 06:38 AM
Um...every time I've heard it or said it, 'merde' means 'shit'.
Unless it's a colloquialism I am not aware of - which is entirely possible.
Posted by: pers | April 15, 2008 at 06:46 AM