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"Oh hello dear owners," says Juanita the cat. "Where the hell have you been? Decide to take a little trip? Did you have a good time in Mexico or Costa Rica or whatever goddamn tropical paradise you went to? Thanks for leaving me here with a 14 pound bag of cat food, and a box of my own shit. Do you think I'm just gonna forget? Well, let me remind you, I am Juanita, and Juanita's gonna hit you with a little surprise..."
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the return of the lasers, bitch!
poor juanita! you get 'em! the nerve of some people!
Posted by: leslie | July 30, 2008 at 03:25 AM
Now now, we all know this isn't true. Cats refuse to look at you after you've been away a while, so how can there be lasers? Or is that just my cats?
Posted by: Sarah aka KB | July 30, 2008 at 04:02 AM
Yeah, looks to me like they photoshopped the cat into this fine picture of their recently swept floor.
Posted by: Banananna | July 30, 2008 at 04:40 AM
Yay! Juanita got lasers! Thanks, Chris! This is EXACTLY how it will go down when my parents get back from their trip!
Posted by: Jenny from Iowa | July 30, 2008 at 05:19 AM
I was expecting maybe a picture of some major home destruction (clawed furniture, nibbled cabinetry, etc). But this is cool too.
Posted by: Jen | July 30, 2008 at 06:25 AM
Well done, Lord.
Posted by: Tina | July 30, 2008 at 07:00 AM
mexico is NOT paradise or tropical. trust me. i live like 4 hours from the border...
Posted by: Emily | July 30, 2008 at 10:17 AM
Cool railing.
OH THE CAT. Uh
LOL
Posted by: Emily | July 30, 2008 at 10:41 AM
Hit me with those lazer beams!!!! DOW DOW DOW ooo yeah
Posted by: Craig | July 30, 2008 at 02:58 PM
I don't know why, but those stairs remind me of "The Omen".
Posted by: Theropod | July 30, 2008 at 06:41 PM
So Emily, have you even, like, been to , like, Mexico. There's more to it than, like, whatever dung heap border town you live FOUR HOURS from. And yes it is tropical, more than half of Mexico lies south of the Tropic of Cancer, officially making Mexico a tropical place. And many of those tropical places might be considered paradisical by some. In other words, I do not trust you and never will.
Posted by: Mik | July 30, 2008 at 07:12 PM
RAFLMAO!
Posted by: Ro | July 31, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Hooray for lasers!
Posted by: Micaela | July 31, 2008 at 02:16 PM
They couldn't coerce one friend to come by & visit Juanita while they were gone?
Shame on them. They deserve laser attacks.
Posted by: angie | August 10, 2008 at 02:32 PM