Worst Post Ever.
Rebecca 39 teen from CHICAGO writes: "...Chris, I just saw the picture of Chuck the Squirrel and I have to say, "Oof." Unfortunately, I can top that shot. I have several friends who work at the Chicago Field Musuem, which recieves many animals (mostly deceased) for research and collection. One of these "friends" sent me this picture of her co-workers holding a live bat. It was captioned, "You can tell it's a male as bats have very pronouced sex organs. It is not for the weak of heart. For truly, it is a Dark Knight. "
hahahaha...
chris, your priorities are definitely in the right place. i'm glad you're channeling your energies into your shows and not into bat-c@#*.
thank you for c@#*-blocking.
Posted by: Martha | December 04, 2008 at 10:35 PM
Thank you for the necessary censorship, milord! Your scruples are showing...
Posted by: Spunkypuppy | December 04, 2008 at 10:51 PM
Thanks for looking out for us...though by posting a comment we're admitting we tried to see the batc@#k. Hmm, I feel no shame. Well maybe a little.
Posted by: Amy G | December 04, 2008 at 11:18 PM
But I wanna see the bat c*ck! That just sounds so wrong... but what will be even worse is now the google search I have to run to satisfy my curiosity. I now hold you responsible Chris, for whatever dark and disturbing images I may stumble across in my scientific endeavors that may corrupt my young mind.
Posted by: Sarah aka KB | December 05, 2008 at 02:30 AM
But I wanted to see it! I mean, how bad could it possibly be?
Posted by: Random | December 05, 2008 at 02:35 AM
It's only a wang, m'lord.
Posted by: S | December 05, 2008 at 03:26 AM
I think Chris has done more damage than showing a bat c*ck by having people click and then slapping them on the hand like a kid trying to sneak a cookie.
Pen!s happens Chris. Pen!s happens.
Posted by: Melanie | December 05, 2008 at 04:20 AM
I now love you even more.
officially.
Posted by: Christy | December 05, 2008 at 05:41 AM
i so wanted to see some bat junk.
Posted by: Tina | December 05, 2008 at 06:11 AM
Thank Chris! That was close, because I WOULD have looked! Thanks for saving me from myself. I'm sick and need serious help.
Posted by: Jezebel | December 05, 2008 at 06:16 AM
Chris! What's so bad about cocks? Lol
Posted by: Jayme | December 05, 2008 at 06:36 AM
Such a tease Chris! C'mon it's a bat!
Posted by: Courto in NY | December 05, 2008 at 06:41 AM
You say "you're welcome" but I don't believe you heard me say "Thank you" since I didn't! =)
But I did enjoy the tease...
*smiles*
Posted by: MarmaLady | December 05, 2008 at 07:59 AM
SOOOOO UNFAIR!!!!!
Posted by: XD | December 05, 2008 at 09:17 AM
This is even worse than seeing it - im now vividly imagining what it could look like...shudder.
Amy, UK x
Posted by: Amy UK | December 05, 2008 at 09:22 AM
The bat looks like he is in pain. I guess that's what you would look like is someone forced you to show off your bits. Poor fella
Posted by: CalicoCupcakes | December 05, 2008 at 10:22 AM
Chris DID say he would draw the line at showing balls.
Posted by: Lauren | December 05, 2008 at 10:37 AM
This was not the Worst Post Ever. That would go to any of Carm's posts of some of the barf animation posts.
Posted by: Rena | December 05, 2008 at 11:12 AM
WTH Chris! Show me my picture, NOW!
Posted by: Kandi | December 05, 2008 at 11:18 AM
>>But I wanted to see it! I mean, how bad could it possibly be?
Bad. It's bad.
More horrifying that you can imagine.
Nature can be a stunningly cruel mistress.
This is the Rebecca from Chicago who sent the picture in. I've had it hidden in the depths of my computer for a while and when I saw the pix of the Squirrel, I was compelling to...one-up Chuck.
But, it's bad.
I actually flinch when I look at it.
(I'm nearly 40 and I've never flinched at...nature...prior to seeing this pix.)
Chris. Thank you.
Thank you for having the fortitude and compassion that I did not.
My massive guilt has now eased a touch.
I promise from this day forth, only cuteness shall reign. And when I say cuteness, that includes kittens with buttons for eyes.
Although, I have to admit...there is some cache on being the Worst Post Ever on cwc. Woot!
Posted by: Rebecca | December 05, 2008 at 01:23 PM
Thank you, Chris, for not showing the bat's bits. Today you earned the moniker of MiLord.
Posted by: Lee | December 05, 2008 at 03:09 PM
Oh yes, it's so bad to look at reproductive organs. Sex is bad, it's dirty! We should be ashamed!! We should be horribly ashamed of the very vector of our existence!
Jeesh!
Posted by: Melissa H. | December 05, 2008 at 04:06 PM
I want to see some FRIKKIN BAT KOCK !!! Show me NOW.
I mean NOW !!!!!!
Come on. Just do it. I need it.
Please.
Posted by: Jay | December 05, 2008 at 04:45 PM
You are censoring us? You perv around all the time. . . . what the heck? Oh right. ... . whats her name. . . .
"cue crack of whip"
Posted by: Censored in Seattle | December 05, 2008 at 05:40 PM
Oh, come on Chris. Don't be that way.
Posted by: rel | December 05, 2008 at 07:20 PM