Alana from ONTARIO writes: "...Chris, I don't ask much of you. All I want is to be on your site. Do you know how much joy that would bring me? Chris, have I ever told you about my childhood? It was corrupted by my father. When my mother was giving birth to me, my dad went out and stole tires. TIRES CHRIS. TIRES OFF OF CARS. He litterally stole tires of peoples cars. I am less important than tires. I grew up without knowing my father, Chris. He never loved me. I live with a whole poop load of random kids. And all I ask is for you to post a picture of me. Is that to much Chris? Is it? Do you enjoy shattering my dreams Chris? Do you? Alana 15 Ontario."


i can see why your father ran.
Posted by: leslie | June 29, 2009 at 02:34 PM
well, no
hes a drug addict nothing i can help. plus im not always rather annoying.
THANKS CHRIS !!!!
im very glad to see you added photos of me :D
Posted by: alana | June 29, 2009 at 02:53 PM
Awwwwe Rats :D
Posted by: Megan | June 29, 2009 at 02:57 PM
um, perhaps you should be stalking Dr. Phil and not Chris??
Posted by: MonkeyMinded | June 29, 2009 at 05:49 PM
LMFAO,
im not stalking chris.
it was just an inspiration me and my friend got.
we also wanted to know if chris would actually post my pictures so we went along and tryed to be super weird.
id rathe not stalk dr. phil
hes not funny in anyway so there is no need to "stalk" dr. phil
but thanks for the suggestion and concern .
Posted by: alana | June 29, 2009 at 06:20 PM
I feel sorry for Chris. With Crazy Teens like this hounding him, i bet he has to hide in his apartment with the window-shades closed for fear of his life. Poor Guy. Give Him A Break!
Posted by: Banjofish | June 29, 2009 at 06:41 PM
im pretty sure she wouldn't stalk someone shes a teenager.
its teens and there freinds trying to start havoc
Posted by: Kari | June 29, 2009 at 07:49 PM
I am afraid, as many writers refuse to write in a skillful way. Please people, try to use basic English language skills. If you don't know how to do so, I advise you shut your ever loving trap.
Posted by: madcookie | June 29, 2009 at 08:15 PM
MAD COOKIE IS A DING DONGGGIHU
Posted by: Fuck you | June 29, 2009 at 08:20 PM
Welcome to the net, Madcookie. If you can't hang, then go read a book.
Posted by: Alicia | June 29, 2009 at 11:01 PM
the internet = serious buisness
Posted by: Mozzkitty | June 30, 2009 at 10:57 AM
If I were chris I would enjoy teens stalking me than sad old women, teens are soooo much better! Lighten Up
Posted by: Jamie | June 30, 2009 at 11:40 AM
I think she is about to eat that rat.
Posted by: Carla | June 30, 2009 at 12:20 PM
uhm no i don't eat animals in a vegetarian thank you very much.
Posted by: alana | June 30, 2009 at 03:01 PM
Vegetarian, huh? How's that working out for you?
Posted by: Janina | June 30, 2009 at 03:32 PM
*ROFL* @ Janina's comment
Posted by: PiggiePie | June 30, 2009 at 04:20 PM
PLEASE DON'T LICK THAT RAT! He's cute though. And sorry about your dad. If it makes you feel any better, when I was three I watched my mom break an "unbreakable" Tupperwear cup on his head then chase him out of the house while he was wearing nothing but a bath robe. Yeah...they're not together anymore...
Posted by: shwee | July 08, 2009 at 11:50 AM