Beast Master.

Sara from MINNEAPOLIS writes: "...Dear Chris, I found this guy at a Renaissance Festival. It's his job to follow a tortoise around all day. This is what I want to be when I grow up [ the guy, not the tortoise]. -Sara, 15, Minneapolis"

Comments

[leah]

What was in that cart he's hauling?

[pearl]

Mean

[cee]

sooo....you're getting a sex change? last time I heard if you're female you can't just grow up to be a guy.

[beesley]

WTF are those little teddy bear baskets?

[Mighty Zeidy]

Why is a tortoise even hauling a cart around?

[Tova]

Sara -

You may want to reconsider this risky career move. Although on the outside it appears to be all glitz and glamour, this creature is actually quite volitile and creates a tremendous danger for the "keeper".

That's right. Do not judge this book by it's cover. These animals can reach speeds of up to 5 miles per hour when in danger, and spit lethal toxins from their mouth.

Once they have reaches sexual maturity, they can also retract all of their legs and head, spin wildly in a circular motion, then fly off with enough strengh to fight off Japanese monsters such as Rodan and Godzilla.

Nope. This is nothing you want to play with, my dear. This man shown in the picture is probably not even alive at this time. It's a dangerous job, not to be taken lightly.

Russian Roulette, Sara. Russian Roulette.