Darlene from SOUTH CAROLINA (25teen) writes: "...I teach high school. I fixed up my cacti with their own sets of eyes. I cannot tell you how many times a day a student will walk up and poke them to see if they really are sharp. The answer is inevitably yes."
Nava from TEXAS writes: "...Hi Chris: Your picture of the gent with the googly eyes over his appendix scar prompted me to take this picture of my office space. This was done by my friend, Cynthia, who works for the same company. The act was prompted by a sketch on Saturday Night Live with guest star Christopher Walken. He was a man who didn't trust his own plants, and therefore put googly eyes on them in order to maintain eye contact. Just thought you might enjoy it!" Nava, 27-teen, Texas.
Tamara from OKLAHOMA writes: "...Hi Chris! My name is Tamara and I take dolls and make them into people that I love. You being one of the people I love, I made a Cute With Chris LIVE doll. I also made a Colty to go with the Chris doll." Tamara- Oklahoma City - 26(teen)
Fiona from OTTAWA writes: "...Dear Chris: I am currently on my way to the bus station, to get on the long 6 hour bus ride from Ottawa to Toronto, just to come see you and your amazing live show! I have been so excited since I bought tickets, and have made a shirt for the occasion. It has your face on it. I will wear it to the show, and I'm sure make lots of people jealous. It is pink, which is the colour of many cute things. I also included a picture of my dog Diva who is very grumpy. It is okay if it is too late to put her into your show, I am going to have a great time either way! See you tomorrow night! Break a leg!"
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Terri and Susan from OTTAWA write: "...Dear Chris, We were so excited to get tickets to your live show in Toronto that we thought we should share our joy with others. Our joy comes in button form. 150 buttons which we cut out and pressed, one at a time, by hand, last night. Turns out, like rage, joy is a lot of work. See you on Saturday!" Terri (28teen) and Susan (21teen) OTTAWA.
Several months ago, I introduced you to the video game FARM HUSTLE-- otherwise known as internet crack. It was designed by my viewer Thalia in SINGAPORE. Apparently the site went dead a few days ago, and dozens of you have written to me with your shaky withdrawal fingers asking what has happened. Thalia has a one-year old baby who takes up most of her time. "The domain expired," she wrote in an email to me yesterday. "I forgot all about it (oops!). It should be renewed in the next few days. :)"
..."Mofi" the crocheted baby (pictured) made by Thalia.
Larry is a viewer who found this Pervy lookalike at a flea market in VIRGINIA. He didn't say whether he bought it or not.
Erin from CALIFORNIA writes: "...Chris, I accidentally stumbled upon your YouTube clips one night when I was pretty drunk on red wine. Since then I have become a big fan (just as funny sober as it was drunk). I wanted to show you my kitten Tobiko (like the little orange eggs on Sushi) This is a double shot of cute, so I figured you would like it. Tobiko and Lemon Cupcake." Thank you Erin. Without drunk people surfing the internet, I would have no viewers.
More TOBIKO here.
15 year-old Sarah in TORONTO writes: "...Dear Chris-- For Valentines day, I made thirty wonderful Cute With Chris-themed valentines, and handed them out at my school. Most people didn't understand them, but that's okay, because I put your website address in the corner of each valentine so they could watch your show. Looks like you'll have 30,000 new viewers! Did I say 30,000? I meant 30! " -Sarah, 15, Canada.
What's this, you ask? Madison in BALTIMORE will tell you. Click here.
Do you have pictures that Chris would use on the show? Well then, get busy! Send them to him. Click here at: submit(at)cutewithchris.com. Be sure to mention WHERE you're from. Guidelines HERE.
