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Let's Be Friends.

If you're a long time viewer of Cute with Chris, you may recognize this guy. His name is Ethan and he's a teenage attention whore from OHIO. He sent me this photo of himself and begged me to use my  extraordinary powers as an internet guru to make him famous. I did post his picture. In fact I gave him his very own CWC Ethan archive, and for one brief shining moment, all of his dreams were alive. Yesterday I received this letter from Tess, a 19 year-old viewer: "...Hey Chris! I went back to my small hometown last weekend and you'll never guess who I ran into!..." CLICK HERE FOR MORE.

Viewer Portrait

The person who sent this did not leave their name.

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It's Ethan!

Regular viewers of Cute with Chris will recognize teen attention-whore Ethan, from episode 148. I was kind enough to turn him into an internet superstar, and yet, I never heard a word from him. I hoped and I prayed that one day I would learn more about the enigma that is Ethan, but my email inbox remained mysteriously devoid of any message.  I'm happy to report we've had a Christmas miracle. Ethan has finally contacted me. Click here to read his email....

Ethan Returns

Dear Ethan: I was more than happy to post your PICTURES on my show.  I have made you an internet superstar, and yet, I still have not heard from you. Sure your teenage friends sent me this new set of ETHAN PICS, but I need to know the man behind the myth.  Your black nail polish, sweaty armpits, and Barbie doll have made us love you. Until I get an email from you, the comment section on this post remains closed. Signed, your beloved fan, Lord Chris.

Click HERE for new Ethan pics.  And HERE for previous Ethan posts.

Viewer Viewer

Dear Ethan: Thank-you for sending these photos of yourself. I don't know why you sent them, but I always appreciate it when viewers offer themselves up for judgment. Unfortunately, I lost the email that accompanied these pics. Please write again. The world needs to know the mystery that is you. Til then, the comment section on this post will be closed.  Sincerely, Chris.

You may view Ethan in: Cute with Chris Episode 148.