chris leavins

Kill All Humans.

"Pantera". Exterminate. Sent by Laura in ALASKA.

McQueen

Daisy from VANCOUVER writes: "...Hey Chris: I was on my way to work and saw this laser mannequin in a window display of Holt Renfrew. It looks like window dressers are taking a cue from your laser pets. I apologise for the picture quality. My phone doesn't have the best camera. Daisy."

Who Killed Kenny.

Elisa in ONTARIO writes: "...Hi Chris, You recently posted some poorly focused but high quality death ray photos, so I am submitting one, too.  Tempest is blessed with...  CLICK HERE.

Doom Cat

"Ophelia". Master of the...

Prepare For Slaughter.

"Tess." The Stealth. Sent by Barbara in CANADA.

The Despot

"Kodo." Plots his bloody TAKEOVER.

Independent Lady

Oh look. 19 year-old Ali from TEXAS recently got her very first apartment. That meant she could finally get her very own cat. Congratulations Ali... PREPARE FOR

Sparkles.

Oh Hi. This cat belongs to Mike in BC. Her name is "Sparkles". Sparkles has a MESSAGE FOR YOU.

Lids.

Evan from NEW BRUNSWICK writes: "...Hey Chris. I attached a picture of my Siberian Husky, Martha. She likes to steal tissues. Sometimes, she gets her head stuck in the garbage can.  She also likes to chew her leg. She has to wear a cone. Maybe she likes the cone so much she wants to replace it with the garbage can?" Or maybe she is SATAN'S EMISSARY.

Death Cat

"Cash". Nobody hold the CASHMAN down. Sent by Alison in NORTH DAKOTA.