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Office Dog.

Jane & Nat in AUSTRALIA write: "...Dear Chris, My friend Natalie and I would like to point out that we have a REAL office dog – so ner ner to all the paper clip/office stationary dogs. The first photo is of Frankie as a puppy running free around the office.  The second is a more grown up version as a responsible teen in training to be a guide dog – we aren’t allowed to play with him when he is wearing is coat though.  You could even classify him as a “how did he turn out” if your “office pets” are full.  By the way – are you on Holidays or something?  Warmest regards, Jane & Natalie."

Office Pets.

Found in a mid-century modern store by Matt in PALM SPRINGS.

Smile, Nod, and Stroke him gently

Kathryn writes: "... Hi Chris, My name is Kathryn and I'm 19 and from Austin, TX. This is The Golden Unicorn. He follows me to my job every day. I work as a stage manager for theatre, so much of his life is spent in a rehearsal room with actors and a director. The Golden Unicorn represents anything anyone asks me for that is completely impossible. When said questions are asked, I smile, nod, and stroke him gently. This is a daily occurrence. My unicorn is often fondled by many of my co-workers."

Office Pets

Stephen from TEXAS writes: "...Hey Chris, My name is Stephen.  I'm 19teen and from TEXAS.  Last night, I went to a concert downtown, and while waiting to get in, this guy came up to me and asked what my favorite animal was.  When I said dog, he pulled out some foil made a little foil dog for me.  Apparently he does this on the street and asks for donations.  I didn't have any cash on me, or I would have given him some.  I attached a picture of the dog.  I named him Skippy.  He's supposed to be a Yorkshire Terrier, but I personally think he looks more like a Schnauzer. Can't get enough of your show! Stephen."

Office Pet

K in WYOMING writes: "...I work at a terrible terrible terrible place that I probably shouldn't mention if I want to keep my job. But one day after one of my friends quit, he left a pen holder type thing on my desk and stuck down inside of it was this fantastic plastic horse. Even since he's taken his rightful position on top of my computer monitor.  His name is Ferdy. I'm not sure why."

Office Pet (Banana) Chicken.

Danielle from TORONTO writes: "...This is my office pet (banana) chicken. I forgot to eat the banana and then it went black and was subsequently made into muffins. Banana office chicken muffins."

Teen Time at Staples

19 year old Sarah from IOWA writes: "...Dear Chris: I was recently featured on your show when you were ripping Stacy a new one. You showed my picture when I got my t-shirt, and I was making a very excited face. Since I showed the video to everyone I know, we now refer to excited faces as the "Sarah got her t-shirt" face. Anyway, while traveling home from college, I ended up having to stay with my friend Erik in Illinois because of the stupid snowstorms, and since he lives in a tiny town, the most exciting thing to do there was go to Staples. When we were there, we found not only an Office Dog (premade...do they have puppy mills for these sorts of things?), but BIODEGRADABLE peanuts. I know, I know...the single most exciting thing you've ever seen."

Office Pets

Alecia in OHIO writes: "...Dear Chris,  Last year, my friend and I created Rufus here while bored in chemistry class.  After seeing all of the recent office dogs on your show, I just had to let him say hi!" Alescia, 17teen.

The Workload

"Lola". Master's in Business Administration. Sent by Andrea in ONTARIO.

OfficeSaur

Amy and Erica in ALABAMA write: "...Dear Chris, This is Ducky the Duct Tape Dinosaur also known Mark. He loves your show and thinks he's better then an office pet. Put his picture up or he will sticky you up. Amy and Erica: 17teens Alabama."