chris leavins

Head in a Jar

As many of you know, it is my dream to land a starring role on a television series playing a head in a jar. (If you didn't know, perhaps you should watch Cute with Chris episode 135 Alec Baldwin's Desk.) When you play a head in a jar, you don't have to walk, or change your clothes. It's the easiest acting gig on TV. You stick your head in a jar, mumble a few lines, and collect your SAG health insurance. Randy is a viewer who sent this illustration of how I might look in the role.

Yes, I receive a lot o' these things.

Prime Time Panda

Can't wait for the new fall TV season. Sent by Hailey, in MISSISSIPPI.

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Lost in a Jar

Kate is a viewer in PASADENA. She writes, "Chris! I have the perfect television role for you." Click HERE for her email.

You may have missed episode 132.

Judge in a Jar

It's no secret that I'd like to play a judge on Law and Order. It's the easiest role on television-- second only to playing a head-in-a-jar. Terry in KENTUCKY sent this photo where I do double duty as a guest star. The two paychecks I'd receive for this episode would be nice, but the best part would be my own spinoff... Law and Order: Judge in a Jar.

You may have missed: Episode 132. More viewer TV submissions here.

Head in a Jar

As many of you know, I am widely recognized as the Ninth Most Talented Unknown Actor. I'd like to land a role on a Sci-Fi series playing a head in a jar.  Sci-Fi series tend to pay well, and I need  money to continue producing this goddamn internet show about puppies and kittens.

Head in a Jar is the best character to play on a Sci-Fi series. You don't have to watch your weight, or have a 4 a.m. make-up call to get Klingon ears glued to the side of your head. You just stick your head in a jar, say two or three lines about the mystical planet Kion and collect your weekly paycheck of 10,000 dollars. Please God, give me a role as a head in a jar.

Head in a jar pic sent in by CWC viewer Mary.

You may have missed Cute with Chris episode 133.