Caitlin, 25, from TEXAS writes: "CHRISS I AM SO FUKKIN SICK OF YOU> When r u EVER going to make a new epsiode of CUTE WITH CRIS. I tune into yo site EVERY FUKKN monday and there is no new video you LAZY ASS FUKK. You are about to lose one viewer if you don't get off your ass and giv me a new ffin kitten video. FUKKKKKKK!"
Emily in VIRGINIA writes: "...Dear Chris: Meet Ivan the Terrible. This ungrateful little bastard has plagued my life for the past 8 weeks... I found him abandoned in a parking lot one stormy night, and being the kind soul that I am, I spent the next couple months nursing him back to health. Well I probably should have just let nature take its course- the older Ivan got, the nastier his attitude became. The vet says that he has "abnormal rage issues," and is kitty retarded. Ivan enjoys battling my Doberman Pinscher, drinking the blood of his enemies, and chewing through electrical cords. Do not be fooled by his sweet face, he is the meanest kitten I've ever seen! -Emily, 19, Virginia."
"Phil". Total world domination. Sent by Dana in PA.
Erinn from NEW YORK writes: "...This is a picture of my Cat, Orc, getting a haircut. He seems pissed, but that's what he always looks like. Although he looks like he went through a lawnmower, he's much happier now without the huge rasta dreds he was sporting before..."
Kimber, 20, ONTARIO writes: "...Hey Chris, This is my cat Sophie. You may remember her as the cat that I traded a pack of smokes for. Here she is on a two-hour car ride in her new pet taxi."
"Murphy". A nightmare for people like you. Sent by Elizabeth, PRINCETON.
"Arnie". Do Not Fuck With Me. Sent by Anne in BRISBANE.
Kristen from BC writes: "...This is Milo. he used to be cute and have a bright future, I just didn't know his future was being the bringer of doom."
"Dylan". Pissed off there's no new episode. Sent by Wendy, ONTARIO.
Barb from VIRGINIA writes: "...Tiki was relaxing on the couch enjoying her day. Taking a suggestion from Guest Editor Michelle, I set my camera up and began to fake-yawn at Tiki to achieve the perfect silent scream effect. After a half hour of this crap, she finally complied. Thank you Michelle, Tiki is now a nervous wreck, but I have a great photo."
Do you have pictures that Chris would use on the show? Well then, get busy! Send them to him. Click here at: chrisleavins(at)gmail.com. Be sure to mention WHERE you're from. Guidelines HERE.
