Van the ONTARIO teen writes: "Hello M'Lord: I am not allowed to go to your show because I live too far away but me and my dog Barley wanted to wish you good luck. It is a pleasure to be ridiculed for the sake of the glory of CWC! Have a great show."

Thank You Van. Without attention-hungry viewers like you, my show would be nothing. I appreciate your good wishes and so do the thousands of CWC viewers who will now proceed to brutalize you in the comments section.

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