chris leavins

Teen Mail.

Alana from ONTARIO writes: "...Chris, I don't ask much of you. All I want is to be on your site. Do you know how much joy that would bring me? Chris, have I ever told you about my childhood? It was corrupted by my father. When my mother was giving birth to me, my dad went out and stole tires. TIRES CHRIS. TIRES OFF OF CARS. He litterally stole tires of peoples cars. I am less important than tires. I grew up without knowing my father, Chris. He never loved me. I live with a whole poop load of random kids. And all I ask is for you to post a picture of me. Is that to much Chris? Is it? Do you enjoy shattering my dreams Chris? Do you?  Alana 15 Ontario."

Today in Shane.

 

You may be familiar with CWC viewer Shane in OKLAHOMA. He writes: "...My neighbor and I made a Gray Gardens Little Edie out of our doll that roams our neighborhood. You never know when Penelope may pop up on your porch. She has had a different costume every month for a whole year now. Shane, OKC, 32teen."

Yo Milwaukee.

Josh in WISCONSIN writes: "...Chris, I have now introduced your show/website to hundreds of people here in Milwaukee.  You should do a show here @ the fabulous Pabst Theatre!  Here is an acceptable quality photo (via Iphone) of myself with some Horse Aht, and a ceramic Kitty, I know only you could appreciate.  BTW A day full of Cosmos and watching "Intervention" is the way to live. Joshua, 25teen, Milwaukee, WI."

The Graduate.

You may remember Cody, the teen viewer from CALIFORNIA who shaved his head, threatened to murder me, and sent in this picture of himself wearing a princess dress designed for an eleven year-old girl. I'm happy to say our little Cody is all growded up and just graduated from High School. He writes: "...At the beginning of the school year, we were required to write down a quote or slogan or whatever that will go next to our name in the yearbook. I've been waiting for months to finally see what i wrote in the book, but i'm kinda disappointed for they eff'd it up at the end! it's supposed to say "CWC FTW" but they didn't put the "CWC" in...ah well, i'm still happy with the outcome. CWC FTW!!! Hope you enjoy! Cody."

The News

Derm from CHICAGO writes: "...Hey Chris, I forgot to tell you. After your last live show, I was in such a good mood I got engaged to a random woman in a bar. Best regards, Derm 28teen."

Please Don't Murder Me.

David from VICTORIA writes: "...Chris, we have already purchased tickets to your Victoria show and we live three blocks away from the venue,  we are not teenagers, we are an adult couple who simply love your show and have always  hoped you would come to the pacific north west..  We have a spare room (pictured) and if you wish, we would love to have you as our guest. Anyway, if you are interested let us know. Sincerely David and Katie, BC." CLICK FOR MORE PHOTOS OF DAVID AND KATIE'S HOME.

Not Fair.

Sarah writes: "...Chris. I was a butterfly too, it's not fair that you let Corinna have all the fun. My butterfly has a golden plaque stating that it's construction was sponsored by a local exterminator. Sarah, 23-teen Cincinnati."

Formal Cat Portrait

Joseph from WISCONSIN writes: "...hello chris: Here is a photo of Me (joseph) My Wife (shailah) Truly (cat on left) Knife (cat on right). We are from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. This family portrait was taken the x-mas before last. We were going to use it make x-mas cards the following year, however, we looked rather depressed and decided against it. Love, Joseph."

Love Me, Love Me, Love Me.

 
Hi Chris, I am from IOWA and I was searching my local craigslist to laugh at people's personal ads and I found this Crazy Cat Couple (CCC). Here is what their ad said: "My husband and I are real cat enthusiasts and our looking for an individual that not only shares our love for cats but also for each other. We are wanting something serious. We have a lovely home that we want to share with you. We are positive that we can make it work. There is no I in TEAM! We also have 6 loving cats that would be sharing the home with us. Meow - our cats said Hi"

Chris why?

Stevie from FLORIDA (above) writes: "...Chris why is my cat Mr Kitty not good enough for you. When are you ever going to post his picture. I'm sorry he's boring and sleeps all day. He has extremely large balls. Do I have to send you a picture of those for you to post them? I've sent you so many pictures.WHY WON"T YOU POST MY CAT?" Click here for Mr. Kitty.